What are Women about?

http://www.self.whatisthat ^ | 04-10-2007 | J.Wright

[RunningWolf]

Around 1980 my Dad showed me a book someone gave him as a crank gift, its title was 'Everything I know about Women' and every page was blank.

I had to laugh because it was so true for me also. I know nothing about 'them' although a few have come into the sphere of my life here and there during my journey into the unknown.

My POV is from the place of a 52 never married bach.

The torment I suffered at the hands of Women is way to intiimate for this forum, but for some reason I still love them (as I kneel down at my mothers grave when she died so young at 42 from cancer)

[bannie]

Maybe you should do the snatching.

[Utilizer]

Well, some of us DO understand that quality beats quantity hands-down. I agree: the parts are uninteresting if the individual possessing them has a poor opinion about My interest in them to begin with (not ‘the parts’; her). Certain actresses I could name have exactly that effect on Me precisely because they are such moral misfits -I do not care how attractive some think they are. I will take a woman of quality, style, and class instead of her any day of the week! A woman who can wear either jeans or a nice dress and still be comfortable bantering with Me is just about the most pleasant experience one can have.

[bannie]

Best book I ever, EEEEEEEEVER saw on marriage:

His Needs; Her Needs.

It explained men to me in the first way I ever understood ‘em. It even explained women to me, and I’m a woman.

It showed me that life really IS fair.

[bannie]

Are vajayjays the counterparts to bait-and-tackle?

[Utilizer]

Besides, I have gotten used to all you girls enjoying tweaking Me. *grin*

[Utilizer]

More ‘bait’, and we handle the ‘tackle’, I believe. *snicker*

[pax_et_bonum]

And to think that your post to which I responded made me think that I had been wrong and that you weren’t vain after all.

[bannie]

I thought the guys carried all of the bait-and-tackle. There’s a limit on how many you can catch; and if they’re too small, you have to throw ‘em back.

[Utilizer]

Ummm... I do not believe I am 'vain'. Self-confident, yes, but I am simply an average mate when all is said and done. Sorry you picked up the wrong impression, but I am just having fun. And you do so seem intent on picking on Me, lol! *looks down, shuffles foot, sticks tip of finger between lips while looking downcast*

*grin*

[Utilizer]

Lol! Re the 'too small'; as My Baby Sis says, "The closer to the bone, the sweeteer the meat!"

And yes, I happen to like shrimp better than tuna.

[Utilizer]

But glad you liked it. *smile*

[bannie]

aaaahhh...the ones you have to throw back are those that are underage.

:-)

[pax_et_bonum]

At least you’re penitent.

Or claiming to be.

[Utilizer]

Well, the ‘legal limit’ is there for good reason, but other than that there is much to be said for variety enhancing quality. I mean, I love lobster, but hamburgers are My usual fare and they both come in more than one size. *smile*

[Utilizer]

Hmmm.. And here I thought you liked Me for My mind. *grin*

[pax_et_bonum]

But glad you liked it. *smile*

I'm just honored to be one of that plethora of cheeky and bratty chicks who bring you amusement.

[muleskinner]

So I'm talking to a friend at work. He says he just signed up for a business law class, then says he's going to get married in 2 months, in the middle of the semester.
"What? Why don't you wait 'til the your done with the class, you'll lose a week of class"
My friend says"I know, but she doesn't want to wait"

Just then, a women who happened to be in the room comes over and shakes her finger in my face, "You don't know women at all, do you", and stomps out.

Class dismissed.

[Utilizer]

*laugh* That you do, luvvie, that you do. *grin*

[RunningWolf]

Yes I have ‘turned the tables’ on check out girl or two, and a few flight attendants too’

But I guess they like ‘your bites’ for the most part as they react to mine.

I just need to figure out how to turn that into a date!

[pax_et_bonum]

And here I thought you liked Me for My mind

I would but, alas, logical thinking eludes me.