Posted on 04/07/2007 6:59:23 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
LOL! At least the frozen Easter eggs, that were not found will not stink for a while.
537 votes condemned us all to death!!
So who do you think will win the World Series this year?
Hard to believe I was jet skiing and getting sunburned on Tuesday wearing just a swimsuit in 75 degree water with 85 air temp and tonight there’s a freeze warning with tomorrows high of 50 here in the NW Florida panhandle.
Anyone who dares to mention “global warming” today around here today would probably be thrown out into the brutal, unseasonable cold...
It has snowed non-stop for the last six hours here in Central Texas just east of Waco - hovering at freezing temps. It is a thick, wet snow, and I can hear the limbs breaking down in the creek bottoms. One of my big old rose bushes broke over at the base, and I have been shaking my fruit trees to try and keep their limbs from breaking as well.
Now comes the night, and we’re running WAY below what they predicted for our daytime temperatures - by almost ten degrees. It looks like we may have a hard freeze tonight...
This is weather is so weird it is almost scary.
The Anchorage Daily News had one of those a few weeks ago. There was a global warming fear-fest article and right above it was the article about how it’s been so cold in Anchorage this winter the water mains are freezing.
women, children and minorities are hardest hit.
The Easter Bunny’s gonna have to wear a snowsuit and snowshoes to get around this year.
We didn’t have any snow until Valentine’s Day here in southern NH. March was cold. The snowstorm we had a few days ago caused widespread power outages. I don’t remember an April so cold, so late (and that’s counting the April Fool’s Blizzard of 1997).
Damn that global warming! Where is it? OK, who is hogging all the global warming....please send some to NY, it’s really really cold here! I want my money back for all those carbon credits too! Oh wait, I didn’t buy any, I was too busy driving around, just to waste fuel.....
It’s definitely weird. Lufkin/Nac here and we got a LOT of snow. It’s 34 right now. Tonight’s low was supposed to be 35. My poor garden.
” . . cold weather makes it feel more like winter.” Only a trained professional could come up with a line like that.
Former Vice President today issued a public apology for the recent freeze in many sections of the United States.
“While getting me a midnight snack, Tipper left the door open on our coal-burning 10,000 square foot drive-in kitchen freezer here in our 60,000 square foot Nashville mansion. Just as soon as I eat down the recent 10,000 pound shipment of frozen pork BBQ, we should be able to get the door closed and warm the country up to seasonal levels.
“Be assured that I’m buying carbon credits for every BTU.”
“And let me remind you that all the scientific evidence on global warming suggests that had this not happened, temperatures in the nation would be averaging 156 degrees.”
To assure this doesn’t happen again, Gore stated that he’s installing a lock box on the freezer door.”
To assure this doesn’t happen again, Gore stated that he’s installing a lock box on the freezer door.”
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Oh my gosh, I can’t believe it’s that cold in LUFKIN. That is scary. I’m so sorry about your garden.
Really - two days ago I was feeling so lazy because I hadn’t put out my tomato seedlings yet... now I’m so glad I didn’t. But I still can’t help but feel so bad for my peaches. I just saw their cute little fuzzy forms yesterday.
Now this freekin’ “global warming” is going to freeze their fuzz right off...
Folks who get hypothermia might want to think about suing Al Gore. He’s insisted that the Earth is warmer.
Al's going to have to turn up the heat in his drafty old mansion.
Uh oh, the Al Gore effect strikes again!
The DU`ers are claiming this is more proof of global warming.
“So who do you think will win the World Series this year?’
World series? Who has time to worry about that? At the rate the World is warming errrr I mean cooling, or whaterver it’s doing, I’m certain that we
all all be dead by October.
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