[endthematrix]

I had to use that for a Jehovah's Witness who pestered my buddy in college. It was “gun cleaning day” and the living room had rifles, shotguns and pistols all over. I said politely (never met him before) that maybe he should just prostelyze somebody else. Problem solved.

[Lurker]

I had to use that for a Jehovah's Witness

The fourth time the folks from the local Kingdom Hall knocked on my door at 9:00am on a Saturday morning I was done being polite.

I work midnights and was really tired of them banging on my door and making the dogs go crazy.

So I jumped out of bed, walked downstairs, threw open my door and immediately invited the two lady JW's into my home for some coffee and a long chat about their beliefs.

Did I mention the fact that I had neglected to put on any clothing before answering the door?

I haven't seen 'em since.

L

[MarkL]

I had to use that for a Jehovah's Witness who pestered my buddy in college. It was “gun cleaning day” and the living room had rifles, shotguns and pistols all over. I said politely (never met him before) that maybe he should just prostelyze somebody else. Problem solved.

They stopped bothering me after just one visit, when I told them that I'd be happy to listen to their good news, if I could then share my good news about Satan, and then told them, "yes, I worship Satan."

They never came back, and didn't even leave a copy of "The Watchtower!"

Mark