[MarkL]

I had to use that for a Jehovah's Witness who pestered my buddy in college. It was “gun cleaning day” and the living room had rifles, shotguns and pistols all over. I said politely (never met him before) that maybe he should just prostelyze somebody else. Problem solved.

They stopped bothering me after just one visit, when I told them that I'd be happy to listen to their good news, if I could then share my good news about Satan, and then told them, "yes, I worship Satan."

They never came back, and didn't even leave a copy of "The Watchtower!"

Mark

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

When I was in college, we got rid of the Jehovah’s Witnesses pretty quickly. When they would show up, we’d invite them in to play Dungeons and Dragrons with us. “We’ve got a fifth-level magic user that the DM was running as an NPC that you could play.” They never came back...