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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....03-22-07...A Finest Pet Humor Day
gizmo, rusty
Posted on 03/22/2007 8:27:18 AM PDT by dutchess
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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Welcome Finest Friends. It's Thursday at the Finest and JohnHuang2 is taking a well deserved vacation so we've revived Freeper Pet Joke Day! Feel free to add your own pet humor (or a picture of your furry friends!) ENJOY!
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A LITTLE PET HUMOR
Seeing eye dogs?
There were two buddies one with a German Shepherd and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the German Shepherd says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The buddy with the German Shepherd says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the German Shepherd puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, man, no pets allowed." The man with the German Shepherd says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua??? You mean to tell me, that they gave me a Chihuahua?!"
The Blonde & The K-9 Patrol Dispatch
The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident. Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!"
Have a great day...and keep smiling!!!!!
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepers; fun; patriotic; surprises
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To: MotleyGirl70
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posted on
03/22/2007 11:14:16 AM PDT
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MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: dutchess
Operation Sleepy Weasel...
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posted on
03/22/2007 11:29:19 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts...)
To: MEG33
A DOGS WORST NIGHTMARE:
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posted on
03/22/2007 11:42:14 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(http://www.hartzvictims.org/)
To: Fawn
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posted on
03/22/2007 12:10:19 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: dutchess
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posted on
03/22/2007 12:28:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: dutchess
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posted on
03/22/2007 12:31:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: MEG33
Can't you find some simple little shareware html program to use to view your efforts?
Eleven years ago there was a little beauty around for about $40 but it's available anymore. The new ones I've tried are too complicated.
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posted on
03/22/2007 12:43:49 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: MEG33
Another example of how dangerous online romance can be! Ain't that the truth!
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:08:08 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:15:51 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Kewlhand`tek
Ah...Shawsha is beautiful and definately displays a "tude"! Am I right????
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:31:06 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: LUV W
Pirouetting Rhinos...
Now that is funny!
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:33:18 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: afraidfortherepublic
Where's my Max?" She still remembers Max in her prayers every night at home in South Carolina
That is too sweet!
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:45:05 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Lady Jag
Oh uck...Frozen Butterflies :o)
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:45:46 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: MEG33
Love that picture of silkie and sassy! (and thanks for keeping the thread bumped)
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:47:05 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: Lady Jag; MEG33
Cute pet 'toons you two. Thanks for the laughs!
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:48:30 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks for pinging your kitty ping list!
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:49:25 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: MotleyGirl70
How to Give A Cat A Pill
Now that is funny...and true!
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:50:49 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: Bean Counter
Operation Sleepy Weasel...
Awe....how precious!
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:52:28 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: Fawn
A DOGS WORST NIGHTMARE:
Now that is too funny! Can I borrow it???
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:55:07 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: Slings and Arrows
Yikes...that is one serious looking cat. Looks almost human :o) Yours?
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03/22/2007 1:56:34 PM PDT
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dutchess
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