Vast...Right Wing...Conspiracy! They, they come into my room...at night, and they...they...inject me with a serum...a horrible serum that makes my butt look fat! And...my belly...oh my god where are my feet?
Posted on 03/13/2007 8:02:28 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Clinton: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Is Real
(AP) WASHINGTON Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton told Democrats Tuesday the "vast, right-wing conspiracy" is back, using a phrase she once coined to describe partisan criticism.
Speaking to Democratic municipal officials, the New York senator used the term to hammer Republicans on election irregularities.
Clinton was first lady when she famously charged allegations of an affair between her then-president husband Bill Clinton and White House intern Monica Lewinsky were the result of a conservative conspiracy.
As evidence of the affair eventually came to light, the comment was ridiculed.
On Tuesday, she insisted the conspiracy is alive and well, and cited as proof the Election Day 2002 case of phone jamming in New Hampshire, a case in which two Republican operatives pleaded guilty to criminal charges, and a third was convicted.
"To the New Hampshire Democratic party's credit, they sued and the trail led all the way to the Republican National Committee," Clinton said.
"So if anybody tells you there is no vast right-wing conspiracy, tell them that New Hampshire has proven it in court," she said.
(Excerpt) Read more at wcbstv.com ...
There was no VRWC before Hillary started the crusade against it. When you make a fuss, cause trouble and throw accusations at a group of people who don't exist, it's AMAZING how many actual conspirators you create. So we should thank Hillary for inventing the VRWC: without her we wouldn't exist.
The Right Wingers were handing Bill cigars?
What does "mendacity" mean? I'm from Rio Linda. (/s)
I like to tell people I'm a proud member of the VRWC!
Okay -- let's be smart for once. Aside from the fact that, in order for their to be a conspiracy there has to be organization, anyone who rises to this bait is allowing the Clintons to have face time on the tube rallying their folks. Just leave it lie -- don't let them dictate the debate by framing it.
Have you found the six fingered assassin?
Bingo! As some pundit wisely said just recently, Hillary's problem is that her whole campaign is about herself. This is bad for her because there are only so many "positive" things she can say about herself. She's "smart" (in a certain way, presumably), she's "female" (that's assumed to be positive by some, I suppose), and she's...well, smart and female. All that's left for her is to attack others in that awful grating voice of hers. Yuck! Everyone is going to hate her soon, if they don't already.
Arkancide speaks!
Hillariously Clinton is getting nuttier all the time
I don't think I could bear 4-8 years of her poorly modulated voice (much less her lack of credentials). I have tried to accept that 99.9 percent of America believes that learning to speak publicly and debate civilly is not important (or else it would be required curriculum in schools -- not elective), but 8 years of GW (whom I supported completely the first four years and predominately the last two [I almost hyperventilated during Greta's interview with GW in Uruguay last night]), followed by 4-8 years of Ms. Clinton would force me to abandon any broadcast news or commentary.
That would make me very sad, indeed.
I agree. If it was, we would not have to listen to her screech....
How did she find out about that secret meeting last week where 30 million conservatives flew to that secret place for the monthly Right Wing Conspiracy gathering?!
Honestly...this woman's paranoia is pretty scary.
Wrong Color!!!!!!.....Blue Please!!!!...
Last time Bill was having fun with his cigars....does this mean he's "smoking" again? Where's Monica these days Bill?
....." Am jus' so proud to be here..."
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That sounds like what Minnie Pearl used to say, Hillary Clinton isn't worth the dirt off the late, great Minnie Pearl's shoes.
I am SO relieved. I though I'd been left off the mailing list since I hadn't heard of any meetings in a long, long time.
Are we all still using the same super-secret-encoder-rings and ultra-super-super-secret-hand-shake like before???
Vasty, they're talking about you again!
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