Wired Iraqi man triggers scare at L.A. airport

Reuters ^ | 3-6-07

[starbase]

...but OMG .. this world anymore is terrifying .. God help us and save us, I pray.

Yes, it's funny, but in all seriousness I've noticed more sinister, darkly complexioned males hanging around certain parts of this west coast town I live in.

It's really noticeable, and they usually fixate on me (I'm a pretty big, very American looking guy), as if they're looking for a really tough infidel to take out.

I'm not kidding, our country is now flooded with Muslim "immigrants" (5 million since 9/11), and sooner or later they will start small scale actions all over the place, IMO.

I'm shopping around now so as to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights, and I suggest everyone else bear their rights in mind too. Just having a piece on you could save yourself and numerous others should SJS break out (Sudden Jihad Syndrome).

Otherwise, I have a joke for you, a farmer, a brain surgeon, and an Iraqi national were walking through the mall with magnets up their butts and....

[NorCalRepub]

....most likely a sub woofer.....his but has probably been stuck to the refrigerator for years.....

[Army Air Corps]

A "You ain't gonna believe this s**t" ping

[Uncle Miltie]

Of course there was no threat. He just read that popular science magazine article titled "Make Yourself a Speaker." Did anyone find out whether he was a woofer or a tweeter?

Depends on if it was Taco Bell for lunch.

[NorCalRepub]

.*but = butt*

[Shortstop7]

Think this will be the lead on Katie's News tomorrow?

[TASMANIANRED]

Strange butt plug that is for sure...

[Army Air Corps]

Sure. It will be discussed immediately after a panel of Global Warming skeptics debunk the GW theory and just before jveritas is interviewed about Pre-War documents.

[Army Air Corps]

Maybe it was a defective flatulence converter. He could always call John Edwards to help him sue the manufacturer...

[zadox]

Some sources on the net are reporting: Securities officials reported that two men with electrical cords "either wrapped around or coming out of their bodies" were being questioned. The men also were in possession of "magnets," Los Angeles TV Channel 5 reported." Here is a link to one. This is not a good sign. I wonder how much longer it will be before we pick up a "passenger" with a surgically implanted device.

[hsalaw]

Maliki was "so bizarre in his behavior."

Yes, I think having a magnet in his a** would qualify as "bizarre." I hope he's in custody and undergoing interrogation-with-panties-on-his-head to find out what terrorist cell he's a part of and what they're planning.

[Kirkwood]

I wonder if it was a cow magnet?

[Uncle Miltie]

(Pushing the edge of propriety for the sake of humor....)

[MistrX]

Correcto.

Simply another test of the system.

[starbase]

This is not a good sign. I wonder how much longer it will be before we pick up a "passenger" with a surgically implanted device.

Yeah, "alternative" carry methods, get the bomb components on board, plane goes Boom Boom

[hdstmf]

Passengers were not evacuated...

Thank God!

[pillut48]

Observations:

-How on earth does one sit down with something like that in your--orifice??

-Could he have intended to erase the computer software on the airplane in hopes of crashing it?

-Betting pool to see how long before ACLU sponsors this fellow against the US govt for racial profiling???

[pillut48]

Hee-hee, you said 'evacuated'...hee hee hee
;-)

/Beavis off

[Army Air Corps]

This is not a good sign. I wonder how much longer it will be before we pick up a "passenger" with a surgically implanted device.

For some reason I just had an image women with breast implants made of blasting gelatine.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

The two men claim may have just been a garbled translation.

Other things I read earlier.

The guy came over here in 1994.

He was found with the magnet, wires (accounts differ, some are that the wires were separate from the magnet and not found in the *ahem* cavity) and a "polished stone".

He is alleged to have said that the items were "therapeutic"