[Eric Blair 2084]

Hey, I don't care. I had my fun in college and the statute of limitations has long since expired to charge me with any misdemeanors. I just feel sorry for the kids who will never have those memories if people like this have their way.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Hey! Your friends at CSPI are at it again. :)

[Eric Blair 2084]

Big Brother, Nanny State, Grant Junky, Bogus Study, Junk Science, Social Engineering, Sheeple Control, Health Nazi Ping!!!

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We the People Sheeple of the United States Nanny State, in Order to form a more perfect Union Socialist Utopia, establish Justice Socially engineer a country of non smoking, physically fit, tea totallers, insure domestic Tranquility Smoking bans in bars, limits on unhealthy food and social drinking, provide for the common defense Universal Healthcare, promote the general Welfare health of the population whether they like it or not, in order to save above mentioned Universal Healthcare entitlement program from bankruptcy, and secure the Blessings of Liberty Dependency to ourselves progressive liberals and our Posterity Hitler Youth who we brainwash through public school education, do ordain decree and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Nanny State of Liberals.

[Renegade]

"Cardinal Puff, may I drink to you for the first time
tonight ? "

[Dinsdale]

Makes me wish I was younger so I could participate.

I once hit 115 quarters shots in a row. It's all in the technique.

[CindyDawg]

Not Real mean of genius, huh? :')

[JimRed]

There used to be a summertime bicycle rally here on the Jersey coast, stopping to vist numerous scheduled bars along the way. I think it was a fund raiser of some sort. I haven't heard of it in a lot of years!

[lesser_satan]

Kids will get drunk and push each other around in stolen shopping carts whether or not Anheuser-Busch encourages them. So the Center for Science in the Public Interest should go do something useful, like debunking Al Gore's retarded hysteria.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Iditarod ping!

Lemme know if you want on or off the list.

[HIDEK6]

I just feel sorry for the kids who will never have those memories if people like this have their way.

IN MY DAY, we didn't need corporate America to tell us how to get smashed.

[DumpsterDiver]

The DC Idiotarod is brought to you by SMASHED!

The Iditarod is a famous long-distance race in which big burly yapping dogs tow a sled and driver across Alaska. The 2007 DC Idiotarod is kind of the same thing, but no sled and no dogs. And most likely no snow, what with global warming and all that!

Instead of a sled, teams pull a shopping cart (or "carriage" for you Southerners). And instead of dogs, it's people pulling the cart. Oh, and this one is in DC, not Alaska, so it definitely saves you time and travel expenses. All this and we're even raising money for charity!

So how do we mush DC style? It's a day of racing around DC with shopping carts, making an ass of yourself, meeting new people, chatting with some local bartenders, potentially dressing up in a silly costume, and generally having one of the best days of your life!

So how do you participate? Want more details?

[Chode]

when i am laid to rest, my liver shall be buried separately and with honors.

[RichInOC]

Memo to CSPI: We know it's unhealthy and unsafe...but it's fun. Go away.

[VxH]

 

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

 

 

TOGA!

[Salvation]

Sounds like they don't know the history of this race.

[piasa]

You feel sorry for kids who have never had the opportunity to steal shopping carts for, uh... 'sport?'

[libertarian27]

hey Eric, OT, but can AB advertise Bud Light?
Shouldn't they take the 'Light' advertising off their products since alcohol is alcohol? s/

[WhiteGuy]

I agree, oh, and I was going to respond last night but my "40 Hands" were not yet empty and I couldn't type.


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