Bud Light presents, "REAL MEN OF GENIUS"
Today we salute you, Mr. Idiotaraod Shopping Cart Racer!
Sure, others use their shopping carts to carry their milk and groceries for their family...
But you have found an even more ingenious use.
Racing other drunken idiots down the streets of Washington DC while dodging taxis, bike messengers and another fellow drunk, Ted Kennedy in his BMW...
(watch out for Teddy)