FReeper Canteen ~ Guest Military Chaplain ~ Serving the Best Troops in the World ~ February 25, 2007

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[Brad’s Gramma]

 

 

 

 

 

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

This warning label (among about a half dozen warning labels) appears on my son's baby carriage: Do not fold carriage with baby inside!

" It may seem funny to state something so obvious, but I suppose to cover themselves against lawsuits from people who couldn't figure out to first remove the baby, they put on the warning label.

The Prophet Micah gives us easy-to-follow instructions for a good life that seem so obvious and elementary we wonder, is that all we have to do to live happily and peacefully? The answer is YES! All we need do is follow these simple rules:

To do justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God!
Micah 6:8


Chaplain Mitch Schranz

 

[Tanniker Smith]

You have to wonder if one of the Clintons is flying that plane for him....

Fly safely, Mr. Vice President. And watch out for the sides of mountains.

[patton]

LOL. In Austrian, it means, "Goodbye - Farewell. Now I understand..."

It is a line from a song by Klaus Lage.

[Brad’s Gramma]

extreme southern dialect of german





I. Give. Up.

Could you do something in the north eastern part of the country???

[SevenofNine]

OMG Dick left me in Austrila MR VICE PRESIDENT he is COOL LUV LOL! VP Dick Cheney left me in Austrila that sucks LOL!

Here where my photo with Dick Cheney

[patton]

See #62 for explanation.

Northeast, hmmm.

No, not really. Although, it is a funny problem - my next-door-neighbor is from Hamburg, and we usually fight off all this global warming by arguing at the kids bus stop in german. Usually over global warming, which is his religion, I think. The argument keeps us from freezing to death.

We both have 5-year-olds.

Sometimes, his damn silly No. German accent confuses me.

It may be the case, that we actually agree. LOL.

[Brad’s Gramma]

See #62 for explanation.

Ah. I see. :) Bablefish was totally useless, as were the other sites I had bookmarked. Too funny on your neighbor and you arguing in German!!!!

[patton]

Ironically, some idiot online claimed I must be a POSER, and unable to speak German, because Babelfish could not translate this line -

"Sammenausstossendesgassenschlampe"

Clearly, it is German fo "Hillary Clinton."

[monkapotamus]

"Here where my photo with Dick Cheney"

[SevenofNine]

OMG I don't know if any Freepers seen Ashlee Simpson show this so dead on the money ROFL LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLAzwGYe5Q

[SevenofNine]

DAMN only thing that I haven't done yet is Assilmate Dick Cheney he is BORG KING DICK CHENEY IS BORG KING resistence is futile LMAO

OH Crap guys so true week after Ashlee Simpson lip synical scandel MAD TV took that to woodshed LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Xbnh1vILE&mode=related&search=

[monkapotamus]

"OMG I don't know if any Freepers seen Ashlee Simpson show this so dead on the money ROFL LMAO"

ROFL

[SevenofNine]

If you think this is funny check out that one link I saw on TV originally LOL! here another trainwreck back in making Whitney and Bobby LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YXUvbcqPZ8&mode=related&search=

[monkapotamus]

"OH Crap guys so true week after Ashlee Simpson lip synical scandel MAD TV took that to woodshed LOL!"

hehehehehehe I saw the SNL that chick nailed it...

[SevenofNine]

I didn't seen the SNL episode until they rerun over and over on local news but yes Monk they nail Ashelee BIG TIME

[monkapotamus]

Look - Ashlee really singing, at a ball game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUli8vf3Bjw

[SevenofNine]

OH MAN Jim Rome goof on that actually his radio audience did ROFL LOL!

[SevenofNine]

You know what I just found guess who going have 35th anniversary according to PBS.org Mastepiece theatre damn that one show I grew up they going have poll from viewers who is best of Masterpiece theatre in special I think it might be I Claudis you know who start in that mini series not only Derek Jaborei alsoo for people who don't know future Star Trek captain Capt Jean Luc Picard aka Patrick Stewart YEAH he start in it

[Brad’s Gramma]

"Sammenausstossendesgassenschlampe"

LOL!!!

Gas Schmuck Hillary! :)

[Cindy]

***May God continue to bless you all. In Jesus' Holy name. Amen.***

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[Mrs.Nooseman]

Good Morning Troops, Veterans,Allies and Canteeners.

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen

May all of you have a blessed Sunday.