Farrakhan takes podium once more (Promises "Big Announcement" at "Final Major Address")

Associated Press ^ | 02/21/007

[Robe]

This is gettin to weird.. man

[Ole Okie]

Four score and seven years ago

Ah yes.

You take four and add seven to it, and you get 11. Now, if score is 8, you add the score to it and you get 19.

See?

[WestVirginiaRebel]

*He's Going Home!*

[Erasmus]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!'

'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!'

He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?'

He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?'

He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?'

He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?'

He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?'

He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?'

He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?'

He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!'

I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off.

--Emo Phillips

[Candor7]

Farrakhan is at heart an Islamofascist. No one should forget that fact, no matter how soft he gets becuase of prostate cancer.

Anyone with prostate cancer just has a hard time getting it up.

But somehow my sympathy for his condition is somewhat muted by 9/11.

Lets hope he forgoes the Al Qaeda Viagra.

[capydick]

[Cyclops08]

He's going to claim Louisiana for the NOI.

[Rosemont]

" The Nation and orthodox Islam diverge on several key beliefs. While mainstream Islam holds that Muhammad was God's last prophet, Nation of Islam had taught that God came in the form of Fard decades ago in Detroit."

WTF??

[nothingnew]

I won't read this.

One question.

Is he dead yet?

FMCDH(BITS)

[therut]

Yea is the mothership fixing to land??????? I hope it does and all white people get off. That will really make him MAD.