Hillary's Indian name (vanity)

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[Danae]

Got this in email and as it struck me as funny and true, I decided to pass it along to you!

Subject: Hillary's Indian Name

Two weeks ago in upper New York State ...She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing Every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become The first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had Signed "yes" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most Enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a Plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the Crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so Full of shit it can no longer fly.

[Danae]

Oh yea, that old bird don't fly!

[Gorzaloon]

Oh THAT kind of Indian name.

I was thinking of a certain term I know in Hindi...hahaha.

[TexasCajun]

If the Dept. of Interior would just pay the Native Americans what they are "holding" for them, they would all be on easy street and never run out of alcohol.

[Finop]

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent." Case in point...

[AU72]

"Dances with Rats"

[MBB1984]

I received the same email. I wonder if there is any truth to it.

[advertising guy]

I was bummed til the VERY LAST sentence.

[TexasCajun]

Crusty Cameleon

[RockinRight]

I was thinking Dances with Bikers.

[poobear]

"Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most Enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers"."

Yes, great Native American sisters and brothers, if I am elected President you can rest assure that I will have the majority of those bad nonnative Americans living in the substandard living conditions that you too live in (except for the Chiefs and Casino owners) and you too will now feel the love of a Socialist Utopia. I will make sure that specifically white European descendants pay double taxes and will "take their profits for the sake of your common good".

[Danae]

No idea if it is or not, but is so appropo that well, I am hoping that it "sticks" ~ Sorry for the bad pun, I could NOT resist, it was beyond my control lol

[psjones]

LOL, that was good.

Anyone seen the joke of Bill meeting up with a genie and choosing for his once wish to be granted was to have peace in the middle east. The genie then told Clinton there was no way he can grant him that particular wish, it would be impossible, so he told Bill to wish for something else.
Bill then wished for HIllary to be loved by everyone. The Genie's replied with "let me see that map of the Middle East."

If anyone has the full text of that joke, please post it. I had it years ago but lost it when my computer died.

[N. Theknow]

American Indian = Cankled Buffalo

Indian Indian = Kahdaj Cheezbuhttocks

[NickatNite2003]

It's grreek translation is 'Medusa'.

[theDentist]

Hillary lives in Chappaqua, an Indian word meaning "Land of Seperate Bedrooms."

[Danae]

It's Fake, lol been used on several politicians from what
I gather .... lol It's still funny though!

[NRA2BFree]

That's been around the net a few times. It's still a good one. Her Indian name is "Heavybottom Thunderthighs," and she's a princess in waiting. Hopefully she'll still be waiting when she dies. LOL!

[johnny7]

Screeching Owl Pig Woman...

[ZULU]

How about "Raving Mad Snake Tongue"?

[dangerdoc]

I belong to an obscure tribe, no kidding. Supposedly if they government paid what they are holding for the tribe, it would come out to about $4,000,000 per tribal member.