Posted on 02/16/2007 11:38:47 PM PST by Mia T
HOW MANY TIMES IS HILLARY GONNA BE CONFUSED BY MEN?: Chris Matthews
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This is how she explains her vote to authorize the war: "I would never have expected any president, if we knew then what we know now, to come to ask for a vote. There would not have been a vote, and I certainly would not have voted for it."
John Kerry could not have said it worse himself. 1, 2
No wonder last weekend's "Saturday Night Live" gave us a "Hillary" who said, "Knowing what we know now, that you could vote against the war and still be elected president, I would never have pretended to support it." 3
Last week she conducted three online Web chats that she billed as opportunities for voters to see her "in an unfiltered way. "Surely she was kidding. Everything was filtered, from the phony living-room set to the appearance of a "campaign blogger" who wasn't blogging to the softball questions and canned responses.
Hillary Clinton's Mission Unaccomplished
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MISSUS CLINTON'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' PROBLEM PART 2 PART 1 |
... While America appears not to be ready for a female president under any circumstances, the post-9/11 realities pose special problems for a female presidential candidate. Add to these the problems unique to missus clinton. The reviews make the mistake of focusing on the problems of the generic female presidential candidate running during ordinary times.
These are not ordinary times. America is waging the global War on Terror; the uncharted territory of asymmetric netherworlds is the battlefield; the enemy is brutal, subhuman; the threat of global conflagration is real.
Defeating the enemy isn't sufficient. For America to prevail, she must also defeat a retrograde, misogynous mindset. To successfully prosecute the War on Terror, it is essential that the collective patriarchal islamic culture perceives America as politically and militarily strong. Condi Rice excepted, this requirement presents an insurmountable hurdle for any female presidential candidate, and especially missus clinton, historically antimilitary--(an image, incidentally, that is only enhanced today by her clumsy, termagant parody of Thatcher), forever the pitiful victim, and, according to Dick Morris, "the biggest dove in the clinton administration."
It is ironic that had the clintons not failed utterly to fight terrorism... not failed to take bin Laden from Sudan... not failed repeatedly to decapitate a nascent, still stoppable al Qaeda... the generic female president as a construct would still be viable... missus clinton's obstacles would be limited largely to standard-issue clintonisms: corruption, abuse, malpractice, malfeasance, megalomania, rape and treason... and, in spite of Juanita Broaddrick, or perhaps because of her, Rod Lurie would be reduced to perversely hawking the "First Gentleman" instead of the "Commander-in-Chief." |
WHY HILLARY'S IOWA MISSTEP CAN SINK HER
On reflection, it will become clear that what is being spun as a little Iowa faux pas is in fact a huge blunder with national implications and the potential to sink the clinton candidacy.
All the more surprising when one realizes that the visit to Iowa by this Thatcher pretender,1 this wannabe-commander-in-chief, 2 was more a micromanaged toe-dip than a bold foray.
Watch the blunder as it unfolds. Notice how the crowd initially laughs at her, not with her. Notice, also, her initial cluelessness.
COVERAGE... OR JUST COVER?
It is revealing that clinton sycophant, Ann Kornblut of the Washington Post, formerly of The New York Times, quickly mischaracterized the blunder thusly:
Asked by a voter what qualified her to handle leaders from countries such as Iran and North Korea, Clinton began her reply, then stopped and, for effect, repeated the question.
Missus clinton repeated the question not wryly, but cluelessly, totally oblivious to its deeper implications.
Ms. Kornblut's revision is giving missus clinton and her house-of-cards candidacy cover. Not for the first time, either. 3 (ON REJIGGING GALLUP'S LOSING NUMBERS FOR HILLARY: THE ALTERNATE [sic] UNIVERSE OF ANNE KORNBLUT)
On a superficial level, this misstep is an early indicator that missus clinton will not survive her tin ear, her lack of mental agility, her clumsy lack of candor, her baggage... and, of course, her Q score.
With a Q score—a measure of celebrity likability among the hoi polloi—in the toilet, missus clinton can win elections only by running virtually unopposed...
I neglected in the above analysis to consider the reflexive nature of the response to absurdity. Perhaps not literally—yet—but Missus clinton was, indeed, laughed off the stage at that 'town hall' meeting in Iowa Sunday.
And therein lies the problem for missus clinton.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SYNDROME
If the Saturday Night Live clip and missus clinton's "I'm in!" video taken together make plain the absurdity of a hillary clinton commander-in-chief, 4 the Iowa misstep reinforces it.
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She's allready been in our face for 15 years!!!!!!!!!!!
The upshot of all this vacuity are positive numbers for hillary (such as they are) that are inversely related to appearance frequency, and, more specifically, inversely related to the following mouth variables....The bottom line is this paradox: In order for hillary clinton to have any chance of winning elections, she must all but vanish from the public stage.
SEX, LIES AND SOCK PUPPETS:
HOW THE CLINTONS ARE HANDLING THE HILLARY DUD FACTOR 4
by Mia T, 3.22.06
To hear her and see her for real -- and on a daily basis, no less -- is a vastly--pardon the pun--different animal. ;)
Luv it. ;)
I guess she just can't forgive 'the moron' for 'confusing her.'
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Great link. Thanks, Miss Didi. :)
Great thread potential in missus clinton's latest Kerry-esque comment. Just when you think her rube arrogance rooted in stupidity has hit rock bottom, she demonstrates otherwise.
fullchroma, did you ever hear Dennis Miller's take on missus clinton's cognitive ability (such as it is)?
You're gonna be one busy lady over the next year, unless she hides in a cave somewhere.
Of course Hillary is "Confused by Men", she has never known any.
Is that you, jla? Very cute. But I hope it's copper coin, not red. Much better with the black mantle. ;)
Good point.
Has she really known anybody? hillary clinton's life seems to be about hillary clinton. Period. A pathetic character.
Yes, that is me. Soon I'll be going into the hospital to have my eyes and mouth centered properly on my face.
But the klintoon are different. They're like a cosmic force of evil. When the lie doesn't work, they just make-up a new lie!
You should get plenty of ammo on her, Mia, because they're starting so early for '08. Lotsa chances for her to contract foot-in-mouth disease. Stay well, sweetie ............. FRegards
It is not simply her lack of mental agility, which is considerable. It is that she is a profoundly defective person. There is NO way--NONE--that she can conceal the defects. Pull the cloak over one defect and another is unmasked.
But there's another reason for her stubbornness. Hillary, for all of her vaunted independence, depends on gurus to guide her every move. She falls under their spell and, while thus mesmerized, she believes they can do no ill or make no mistake.
The clintons' fundamental error: They are too arrogant and dim-witted to understand that the demagogic process in this fiberoptic age isn't about counting spun heads; it's about not discounting circumambient brains.
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Where's-my-Mandelbrodt? bump
At first I thought it said "confused as a man"
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