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The Central Scrutinizer (She's Backkkk!!!!!)
Redstate.com ^ | 23 January 2007 | .cnI redruM

Posted on 01/23/2007 4:47:34 AM PST by .cnI redruM

When Avant-Garde Rocker Frank Zappa invented his risible, daffy villain character for the fasical concept album Joe’s Garage, he named this entity The Central Scrutinizer. It never occurred to Mr. Zappa that this imaginary villain would be female, avowedly liberal, and seek the Presidency after a stint in the Senate from The Great State of New York. Yet, however, this dystopia becomes a very real possibility as Hillary dons the pastels, offers up the “free health care” to the middle class, and runs to be everyone’s mommy.

When moderate liberal Blogger Mickey Kaus described one of Hillary’s more “nuanced” stands on one of the issues of the day as a “sleazy kabuki straddle”, he summed up Hillary's chosen graveman to loft her into the penthouse. One the one hand, Hillary is here to care about us and protect us. On the other, she wears the mailed fist. She uses that other, unseen hand to grab enough power to care more than the rest of us.

So, on the surface, we get “Mother Hillary”. The woman who opted for the ever-so-calculated soft launch to her Presidential campaign. Back down in the muck, we get her Evil Doppelganger; The Central Scrutinizer. The woman who’s infamous Health Security Plan would have nationalized one tenth of the US economy, is one and the same with Mother Hillary, of the soft launch web cast.

Hillary tells that it takes a village to indoctrinate; rather, raise a child. She doesn’t need to remind us that she has an FBI file on every citizen of her collectivized village. If you thought it was bad when Mom snooped around in your room back in High School, you do not want this woman controlling our government.

As an aspiring Central Scrutinizer, Hillary doesn’t want to take care of you for your own good. She wants to take care of you with an emphasis on the taking. When campaigning on behalf of Senator Barbara Boxer, who at times seems to need more than Hillary Care could possibly provide, Hillary admitted her galling cupidity.

“Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you,” Sen. Clinton said. “We’re saying that for America to get back on track, we’re probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.” – LGF

Anybody, anywhere who has ever been starved to death by some soul-sucking, tyrannical pig, probably got told that that things would get taken away to benefit the common good. It provides a sad and pathetic commentary on our own willingness and ability to manage our personnel risks that we actually think the common good will make any of us good common folk anything other than dead broke.

The Sheriff of Nottingham collected taxes on behalf of the common good. When some takes something away from you, it’s not for the common good. You’re just getting yinced.

I watch Hillary’s meteoric ascent, through an abbreviated Cursus Honorem, to the pinnacle of American power, and wonder what our Founding Fathers would say to us in reproach. Hillary can lead us to safety, or perhaps to Madame Guillotine. Whatever; provided we get free healthcare for our aching necks.


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: hillary; kubuki; sleazy; straddle
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To: .cnI redruM

I agree with you on that, but don't forget that Lamont did win the Dem nomination for Senator.


21 posted on 01/23/2007 5:31:54 AM PST by expatpat
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To: betsyross1776

>>>>Remember it is better to have the door opened to us then slammed in our faces while they laugh because they won.


It's a real shame we needed 2006 to figure that out.


22 posted on 01/23/2007 5:33:12 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Free enterprise will pave the road to the stars!)
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To: .cnI redruM

The white zone is for loading and unloading only...


23 posted on 01/23/2007 5:35:57 AM PST by MichiganCheese (If Hitlery is the answer, it must be a stupid question)
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To: central scrutinizer
Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
24 posted on 01/23/2007 5:46:27 AM PST by BraveMan
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To: BraveMan

So you wanna' move around
and go from place to place
Why don't you take ride
on the Mixer's face.


25 posted on 01/23/2007 5:50:33 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Free enterprise will pave the road to the stars!)
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To: UKRaddell

I thought you'd be amused with this little thread.


26 posted on 01/23/2007 6:08:27 AM PST by Cheapskate ( Celebrate Sept.8 as Pajamatag , the day the pajamahadeem busted Dan Rather!!)
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To: Cheapskate

Don't make a fuss
Just get on the bus


27 posted on 01/23/2007 6:10:12 AM PST by UKRaddell (I might be movin' to Montana soon)
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To: UKRaddell

"I wanna be a crew slut!"


28 posted on 01/23/2007 6:12:02 AM PST by Cheapskate ( Celebrate Sept.8 as Pajamatag , the day the pajamahadeem busted Dan Rather!!)
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To: Cheapskate

You listening to Laura?
I'll join from hour two on.
Thought I'd catch Mancow's last hour.

Lucille has messed my mind up.


29 posted on 01/23/2007 6:14:09 AM PST by UKRaddell (I might be movin' to Montana soon)
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To: UKRaddell
I'll hang around for awhile, but I'm runnin out of juice

i've been up all night.

30 posted on 01/23/2007 6:15:59 AM PST by Cheapskate ( Celebrate Sept.8 as Pajamatag , the day the pajamahadeem busted Dan Rather!!)
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To: UKRaddell

Yeah, I have Laura on!


31 posted on 01/23/2007 6:17:07 AM PST by Cheapskate ( Celebrate Sept.8 as Pajamatag , the day the pajamahadeem busted Dan Rather!!)
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To: UKRaddell
Hehehehe Laura just called them big fat pigs!

This is funny!

32 posted on 01/23/2007 6:18:32 AM PST by Cheapskate ( Celebrate Sept.8 as Pajamatag , the day the pajamahadeem busted Dan Rather!!)
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To: Cheapskate

I'll be joining in from hour's top.

This is a story 'bout Bald-Headed-John
Talks a lot and its usually wrong


33 posted on 01/23/2007 6:23:23 AM PST by UKRaddell (I might be movin' to Montana soon)
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To: Aquinasfan
Far more so-called "good Americans" think that phrase translates to "making direct monetary payments to the poor", rather than it's actual meaning of "improving the state of government to the benefit of every individual."

"General" meant "for everyone", not just those who qualify... and "welfare" had nothing to do with money.

34 posted on 01/23/2007 6:24:43 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: .cnI redruM
Watermelon in Easter Hay is one of the great guitar pieces of all time.
35 posted on 01/23/2007 6:30:56 AM PST by Carry_Okie (The Grovelnator: fashionable fascism, one charade at a time.)
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To: Carry_Okie

Couldn't agree with your more guv'nor.
Even my Dad likes it!


36 posted on 01/23/2007 6:39:53 AM PST by UKRaddell (I might be movin' to Montana soon)
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To: UKRaddell
I used to dub it, "Requiem for Music."
37 posted on 01/23/2007 6:41:01 AM PST by Carry_Okie (The Grovelnator: fashionable fascism, one charade at a time.)
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To: Carry_Okie

It really is fantastic.
I have a great live version on video from 1988.


38 posted on 01/23/2007 6:49:52 AM PST by UKRaddell (I might be movin' to Montana soon)
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To: Teacher317
Far more so-called "good Americans" think that phrase translates to "making direct monetary payments to the poor", rather than it's actual meaning of "improving the state of government to the benefit of every individual." "General" meant "for everyone", not just those who qualify... and "welfare" had nothing to do with money.

Yup. I want my word back! 8-)

39 posted on 01/23/2007 7:21:39 AM PST by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: Carry_Okie

Beneath the snark and sarcasm, Frank Zappa had a lot of talent...


40 posted on 01/23/2007 8:16:43 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Free enterprise will pave the road to the stars!)
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