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......sparklie things in color!....
Good evening!
Luv can tell you all about how to use color: blue for boys and pink for girls. So she needs to get a lot of pink, dontcha Luv?
TS
Very interesting thread, SF!!
Very "colorful" & enlightening.
Nice Job with the thread Soaring Feather.
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Our Flag Flying Proudly One Nation Under God
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Lord, Please Bless Our Troops, They're fighting for our Freedom.
Prayers going up.
Thanks! Thanks.
Have long had a fascination with color.
use of color.
Thanks for tonite's thread Ms Feather!
Good evening Ma!
Good evening Canteeners and Troops!
How's everybody tonite?
I'm in for abit!
Hugs alla round!
Ms.B
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Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
The US has succeeded in building a super computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question: attack or retreat?
The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer: YES.
The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied.
Finally one of them submits a second request to the computer: YES WHAT?
Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR!!!.
Good morning, Everyone. Good morning
Thank you, Ms. Feather, for preparing the Canteen for today’s activities.
DC Metroland weather report ~ Today....... Partly sunny. Highs in the lower 40s. Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph.~ Tonight........ Partly cloudy in the evening...then becoming mostly cloudy. Lows in the upper 20s. Southwest winds 5 to 10 mph.
As you can see we'll warm up a little today, but we're still in for a "roller coaster" of a ride, weather-wise.
How's this for color? However, I don't think they use pink in the military. LOL.
Time for me to make my rounds. But, you stay right where you are. Don't touch that dial. Don't change that channel. Put down that remote. Don't leave the room. Keep your eyes on your monitor. Cause...............I'll be bock!
Now remember, the Canteen is ALWAYS
So, come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS
REMEMBER THEM
DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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Stuff my "voices" have learned.....
A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.
In 1982, a cactus in Phoenix, Arizona killed a man. David Grundman fired two shotgun blasts at a giant saguaro cactus that ended up falling on top of him.
Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water.
In 1825, the first toilet was installed in the White House.
In one gram of soil, about ten million bacteria live in it.
In India, a 9-year-old girl was "married" to a stray dog, which tribal custom requires in order to protect a child whose first tooth appears on the upper gum.
In Japan, by the time man reaches the age of 60, he is commemorated with a special ceremony. This ceremony features the man wearing a red kimono, which denotes that he no longer has the responsibilities of being a mature adult.
In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually.
In November 1999, two women were killed by a lightning bolt. The underwire located in their bras acted as a electrical conductors, and when the lightning bolt hit the bra they left burn marks on their chest.
One billion seconds is about 32 years.
A U.S. company came out with a toilet night-light that sends out a green warning beacon when the seat is up.
The first toilet stall in a public washroom is the least likely to be used. It is also the cleanest.
