Posted on 01/18/2007 8:18:35 PM PST by syncked
A complete list of things caused by global warming
(Excerpt) Read more at numberwatch.co.uk ...
Wolves eat more moose/wolves eat less. I hope it's the former, a moose bit my sister.
Hey, what about "roses on Marilyn Monroe's tomb wilted"?
Dang, they left out cannibalism... If the temps go up another 0.006 deg C, I'm definitely resorting to cannibalism. [mouth drools]
A friend of mine has a son living in the Aspen, CO area. When global warming was mentioned to him, his response was: "what global warming?" since it was 16 degrees below zero where he was living.
Aardvarks? I would imagine that an Aardvark, being a mammal from temperate, neigh - warm climes would be a most probable benefactor of overall increased mean (median?) temperatures. Aadvantage - Aardvarks.
Bush caused all this?
They get irritable you know. It's all Bush's fault.
Jellyfish Explosion !!!!!!
Who knew those little suckers were prone to detonate when the temperature goes up .006 C. And just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
Exactly why is the worlds biggest polluter allowed to sign Kyoto but is completely free of all aspects of the Kyoto protocol and its wealth transfer scheme, is it because they are Communists?
This is great. Thanks.
I'll send to my lib friends, though I don't think any will get it.
kewl - no pun intended
How about this headline.
Rising Temps Turnoff Hot Women: No Nookie for you Mr. Polluter!
Think of the possibilities of the Hollywood starlets telling how they aren't turned on by guys in SUVs. (It's a Gulfstream or nothing baby.)
I notice the list didn't include the Great Lakes, Midwest Valleys (where we get most of our food), Greenland, etc.
As with global warming and now embryonic stem-cell research lies I can't wait until the left decides the next movement will be 2 x 2 equals 5.
They'll have thousands of "mathematicians" tell us we've been wrong all these years. Al Gore will claim is Bush's fault and an evil Republican plot to deny the poor and minorities fair calculated wages.
Then all people that declare they are wrong will be denounced as kooks and haters, right wing extremists and Christians that used to believe the Earth was the center of the universe. Federal money to universities will be withheld from those that don't buy into the fact 2 x 2 equals five.
At the rate the left is going in the United States I won't be surprised if they label those of us that don't buy their lies as "insane" and lock us up in "hospitals" or "schools" to educate, ahem, re-educate us!! Oh wait. Been there done that in under Lenin and Mao.
well hell it snowed in Malibu Kowa buga
Yeah. Their noses are all out of joint about it.
I didn't see where it caused algore to swell up.
Bypass line breached
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