Jimmy Carter Wins Fifth Hokum!

Tech Central Station ^ | 12-21-2006 | William B. Smith

[em2vn]

HOLLYWOOD (SatireNewsService) -- The Academy of World Political Humor Arts and Letters (AWPHAL) today awarded comedian Jimmy (James Earl) Carter the 2006 Hokum as the year's finest political comedian. Carter's record shattering fifth Hokum came against stiff competition from a highly regarded group of nominees.

[em2vn]

Truth can be great humor.

[Old Seadog]

What does Jimmy Carter have to do with truth?

[Popman]

Kamov Ka-50 Hokum

He won one of these ???

I betcha Jimmuh can barely drive a car anymore, let alone one of these babies

[dfwgator]

No doubt if Carter won one of those, it would meet the same fate as those hellicopters in Iran.

[Popman]

Another party complaining about its failure to win the award was the House Republican Leadership. "I believe our willingness to abandon all our principles, give up on all our reform efforts and spend money like drunken Democrats should have been given greater consideration," said Tom Delay, former House Majority Whip and a wonderful comedian in his own right.

I thought House Republican Leadership won the Annual "Spine like a Jellyfish" award this year.

Can they win both?

[Carolina_Thor]

Shouldn't this award go to someone who is intentionally trying to be funny? I must admit I find most things Carter says laughable, but that's not satire.

CT

[elhombrelibre]

And Carter does deserve a good horse laugh, but he's a very dangerous and harmful man for anyone who cares about freedom and justice. He's so muddle-minded that he cannot tell victims from bullies; he never has been able to and he always saw the betrayal of friends as a courageous act. He's a deeply flawed man.