Posted on 12/15/2006 12:31:02 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy
Hold on to your hat, because this is in the New York Times today:
Probably the juiciest power lunch of the week unfolded at the Four Seasons yesterday as Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton sized up her 2008 presidential chances with none other than the Republican power broker Alfonse M. D’Amato, with former Mayor Edward I. Koch merrily riding shotgun.
Then later:
The restaurant’s Grill Room, usually filled with power lunchers, where Vernon Jordan and Sanford Weill were among the patrons yesterday, began buzzing madly when Mrs. Clinton walked in around 1, the two men said, and about 25 people came by to say hello as she was preparing to leave at 3.
“It was like the Second Coming of Christ,” said Julian Niccolini, the co-owner.
The Second Coming of Christ? Wow. For somebody who probably sees Paris Hilton, Mario Cuomo, George Clooney and Donald Trump fairly regularly, this is saying something!
Before laughing, we should first be appreciative that a liberal (Ms. Niccolini was observed wearing a Hillary button) is admitting that there was indeed a first coming of Christ.
This got me to wondering how this particular Second Coming might be described in a New-New Testament? Probably a little like this:
And the DNC said one to another, ‘who shall roll us back the stone from the door of the sepulchre?’ And looking, they saw the stone rolled back, which caused someone a severe back injury – prompting discussions on long-term disability legislation.
And entering into the sepulchre, which turned out to be a Four Seasons, they saw a young woman sitting on the right side, adorned with a ‘Hillary for President’ button and “nobody died when Clinton lied” t-shirt: and they were astonished. Who saith to them: Be not affrighted, you seek Hillary of Chappequa, who was buried for years in the Ozarks, but she is risen: she is not here. Don’t question this fact, for she has your FBI file.
But go, tell her disciples at the union hall that she goeth before you into DC. There you shall see her, from a great distance, as she told you.
But they going out, fled from the Four Seasons: for a trembling and fear had seized them, for they realized they were standing on a tarp and dangerously near Ft. Marcy Park. And they said nothing to any man: for they were afraid — their computer hard drives were missing.
But she rising early the first day of the week, appeared first to Mary Matalin; out of whom Hillary had cast seven devils but let James Carville remain, for she would need him to run her presidential campaign.
And she gathered the disciples together and served them loaves and fishes on china marked “Property of White House.”
And she said to them: Go ye into the whole world and preach national health care to every creature, then purchase property, sell them lots for double-wides and land-flip until the property values are an artificially high number, harming the meek, but they’ll inherit the earth anyway so it doesn’t matter. Use thy proceeds to tythe to my campaign for the good of all God’s creations, then foreclose on the residents and repeat thy procedure.
And she said to them: There shall be no more sadness; And there shall be no more gagging interns; And there shall be no more tax breaks for the wealthy; And there shall be no more Wal-Mart; And there shall be no more people pointing out that I used to be on the Board of Directors of the devil’s company; And there shall be no more people questioning my motives. These things we will do for the children.
**Major apologies to Mark, Chapter 16
What about the Second Coming... of Bill on Monica's dress?
Americans LONG to elect a black man and to a lesser extent a woman.
Just not these.
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Yes, because they are not only TOTALLY UNQUALIFIED for the job, but they are not patriots who care about this country, its future and its culture and heritage.
They care ONLY ABOUT POWER AND CONTROL --- their own.
Are some of you finally getting the idea that she is likely the next president? Some of you still don't want to believe it.
--IMHO, Alphonse D'Amato is as good a representative of what's wrong with the Repub's as can be found---
I'm deducting one point for a low blow. Touch gloves and resume posting.
Sure. Lynne Cheney, Michael Steele, Ken Blackwell, Herman Cain, or, in a pinch, Condi Rice.
Heh heh heh.
Not necessarily that we don't beleive it, it just a nightmare we hope we'll wake up from and find that some sensible Republican is actually President, instead of the Medusa of NY.
About this meeting:
Never has so much intellect been gathered in one place since the last time Paris Hilton dined alone at the Beltway Hooters.
Yup I think she beats McCain in '08 in a somewhat, but not all that close race.
You need Matthew 24 for this one....
I'll leave it for a more enterprising FReeper to tempt the lightning....
MAJOR barf alert.
Feel really SORRY for him.
They're all sucking up to her on the chance that she may be President - sure wouldn't hurt to have connections in thr White House. Of course with the Clintons, you better bring money too.
I'm sure God is really concerned about the great Hillary, savior of the socialists, NOT!
Isaiah 40
17 All nations before him are as nothing; and they are counted to him less than nothing, and vanity.
23 That bringeth the princes to nothing; he maketh the judges of the earth as vanity.
Nothing happens around the heinous one that is not meticulously orchestrated.
Sad to say Hitlery is viewed as a Christ like figure in this putrid rotting cesspool of liberalism that is New York city, the city that regularly re-elects punk ass politicos no matter how corrupt they are as long as they are Dimorat. Man I hope this witch runs, because I`m sick and tired of it ducking direct questions, something that will be very hard for it to do if it runs for POTUS. I can`t wait for questions like: "You said you will be tough on terror Ms. Rodham, would you call having your husband pardon the FALN that bombed NYC 130 times "tough on terror? Do you think 130 bombings is not that serious?"
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