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New ear stapling fad claims to curb appetites
The Daily Athenaeum ^ | 12/11/06 | Brenda Paiz

Posted on 12/11/2006 11:04:03 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666

Crash diets, plastic surgery, "miracle pills" and extreme workouts are the most common ways to shed off those extra pounds.

However, a new fad is gaining popularity and due to its price and supposed success, it is sweeping the nation one ear at a time.

Those who perform the acupuncture ear stapling procedure claim that by inserting a tiny, surgical staple into the ear, it will trigger certain pressure points that may curb appetites, reduce stress, relieve pain, and may even help one to quit smoking.

"I must admit, I was a little skeptical at first considering all the gimmicks that are out there. But once I had it done I couldn't believe it," says mother of two, Judy Kramer, 34, of Pittsburgh. Kramer explained how the staple helped her lose 15 pounds in two months.

For centuries, acupuncture has been a technique used by many to help certain symptoms. However, the process of traditional acupuncture, which places tiny needles along the body targeting pressure points, requires many visitations and can be very costly.

"With the 'Acu-staple,' it is a semi-permanent form of acupuncture which really increases its capabilities and maximizes your results," says certified ear-stapler and RN, Cindy Pace from Pittsburgh. According to Pace, the average price of this not-so-tedious procedure ranges from $60-$80, which generally includes both ears.

If one decides to take part in this new trend of ear stapling, the side effects and precautions are limited to but include infection and perhaps inability to work.

According to Acu-staple.com, auriculotherapy or ear puncture utilizes the body's micro system of the ear to treat the body. It has been scientifically shown that different points in the ear demonstrate higher electrical conductivity which will, in turn, increase energy to an area of imbalance and will potentially result in improvement in the physical as well as energetic state of the body.

Trevor Jarvis, 21, a Pittsburgh resident who received the procedure, said the feeling that overcomes the recipient is unexplainable. "I can't really describe it, but you feel a lot better about yourself and it looks pretty cool too," he said.

The centimeter or so staple is hardly noticeable in one's ear, but Jarvis says that many people ask him if it is some type of industrial piercing.

Results should be noticeable within seven to 10 days and most "staplers" offer free removal or free readjustment in case the staple isn't hitting the desired pressure points.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: acupuncture; health; quackery; weightloss
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Ouch!


1 posted on 12/11/2006 11:04:09 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

They're right! I saw that and now I don't want to eat!.........


2 posted on 12/11/2006 11:05:12 AM PST by Red Badger (New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

New?????? I first heard about this in the 70s.


3 posted on 12/11/2006 11:05:23 AM PST by LIConFem (Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Just staple the pie hole shut


4 posted on 12/11/2006 11:05:24 AM PST by Uncledave
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Heck, I remember that from 25 years ago. It didn't work then either.


5 posted on 12/11/2006 11:05:26 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Not new. I knew someone who had this done 30 years ago.


6 posted on 12/11/2006 11:06:37 AM PST by CJinVA
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
Looks like it's starting to get infected.

BTB, wasn't somebody hocking ear clips for the same thing a few years back?

7 posted on 12/11/2006 11:07:16 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

I had one of those many years ago to quit smoking. Didn't work for me but it sure did hurt.


8 posted on 12/11/2006 11:07:47 AM PST by Snoopers-868th
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To: LIConFem
I first heard about this in the 70s. ---

I couldn't hear back in the 70's..................

9 posted on 12/11/2006 11:08:57 AM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

I just checked this idiot dog my daughter brought home and sure enough, his staples have fallen out - by now his brain must be somewhere around his ankles.


10 posted on 12/11/2006 11:09:17 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: LIConFem

You too? I thought I'd heard about this before.


11 posted on 12/11/2006 11:09:42 AM PST by radiohead (They call me DOCTOR radiohead)
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To: Red Badger
Good one!
12 posted on 12/11/2006 11:10:07 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: Uncledave

Staple your butt to one of these things for 45 minutes a day. It will work a lot better.

13 posted on 12/11/2006 11:10:37 AM PST by bondjamesbond (Many Americans are invested in a US failure in Iraq, and will work diligently to bring it about.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
I'm now offering this service to Freepers for just $20.


14 posted on 12/11/2006 11:10:47 AM PST by Ben Mugged (Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
What a Crock of S***..... While acupuncture is good for many things.... I have yet to see it work for appetite suppression or smoking cessation.
15 posted on 12/11/2006 11:10:50 AM PST by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: Uncledave
Beat me to it by >this< much.

Sorry about the private reply, fat fingers....

16 posted on 12/11/2006 11:11:02 AM PST by doorgunner69
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To: beyond the sea
"I couldn't hear back in the 70's.................."

'Course not! You had a staple in your ear, silly!!

;o)
17 posted on 12/11/2006 11:11:04 AM PST by LIConFem (Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
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LOL!


18 posted on 12/11/2006 11:13:02 AM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
Because, yet again, no one wants to hear, "Eat less and exercise more."

People will pay cash money for ANYTHING, as long as it's the easy way out.

19 posted on 12/11/2006 11:13:15 AM PST by Malacoda (A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
...easier way.
You take a bite out of a donut,you staple your forehead.
(thats right above your eyes for those who staple their ears)

Doogle
20 posted on 12/11/2006 11:13:24 AM PST by Doogle (USAF 68-73...."never store a threat you should have eliminated")
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