Posted on 11/22/2006 7:48:18 PM PST by Bushwacker777
"Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer.
On the Internet Danish animal owners advertise openly that they offer sex with animals, without intervention from police or other authorities, Danish newspaper 24timer reports.
In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex. The cost to the client varied from DKK 500-1,000 (USD 85-170).
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According to the 24timer report, Germans, Dutchmen, Swedes and Norwegians visit the Danish bordellos, and a web site devoted to bestiality claimed that many of Denmark's animal sex clients stem from Norway.
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(Excerpt) Read more at aftenposten.no ...
How gross! Poor animals. They hardly have a choice in the matter.
If I had time to ping my list, this would be pung out.
>>>the animals themselves wanted sex. How do they know this?
Well the llama showing up in a garter belt and three inch heels is a good clue.
Soon the GLBT lobby will be the GLBTB...
...no "sexual minority" left behind.
LOL!
Deuteronomy 27:21 Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast.
This is what happens when you have a European sense of morality (or lack thereof). Everything is relative, nothing is right or wrong.
Animal rape? Not REALLY wrong, is it? Heck, it COULD be that they like it!
(on a side note, is THIS thread when we use the "report abuse" button?)
Now I understand why Muslim immigration is so high in Denmark.
Has Fred Imus been to Europe?
LOL - a sly nod to Prairie Home Companion?
Oh, you're right after all, but you know what I mean.
I will NEVER understand this bizarre idea:
"Gee, I live in Scandinavia -- a place famous for its beautiful women -- but noooooooooo I want to have sex with animals instead."
How messed up in the head do you have to be to think that?
Best play on words I've seen in a long while.
How do you know it is just the "men" having sex with the animals?
Looks like the liberal-tarians around here will be hopping the next plane to Denmark...
...poor Bill...:-)
If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it,
Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee,
Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting with a cheetah,
What a neat achievement it would be!
If we could talk to the animals, learn all their languages,
I could take an animal degree,
I'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle,
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea!
I would converse in polar bear and python,
And I would curse in fluent kangaroo,
If people ask me "can you speak rhinocerous?"
I'd say "of courserous! Can't you?"
If I conferred with our furry friends, man to animal,
Think of the amazing repartee
If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals,
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals,
And they could talk to me!
If I consulted with quadrupeds
Think what fun we’d have asking over crocodiles for tea!
Or maybe lunch with two or three lions, walruses and sea lions
What a lovely place the world would be!
If I spoke slang to orangutans
The advantages why any fool on earth could plainly see!
Discussing Eastern art and dramas
With intellectual llamas
That’s a big step forward you’ll agree!
I’d learn to speak in antelope and turtle
And my Pekinese would be extremely good
If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus
I’d say “whynotamous?” and I would!
If I could parlay with pachyderms
It’s a fairy tale worthy of Hans Anderson and Grimm
A man who walks with the animals and talks with the animals
Grunts and squeaks and squawks with the animals and they could talk to him!
Let me hear ‘em talk
I’d study every creature’s language
So I could speak to all of them on site
If friends said “can he talk in crab or maybe pelican?”
You’d say “I canny can” and you’d be right!
And if you just stop and think of it
Ain’t no doubt of it
I’m gonna win a place in history
If I could walk with the animals
Talk with the animals
Grunt, squeak, squawk with the animals
And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to me!
This'll be another European export.
When I clicked on this article I was assuming they meant a bordello for the entertainment of other animals.
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