PLEASE CAPTION THIS PHOTO

NRO's The Corner ^ | 11/14/2004 | NA

[RetSignman]

kerry: "Which one of you knocked on my door? I know what you doing, you wanted me in your photo op just to make me look like a loser. You guys make me stink"

[kittymyrib]

How intelligent are the plantation slaves when they don't recognize that there's not a single person of any color in this group? Thus proving once again that democracy is not what our wise Founders had in mind for this country.

[mikrofon]

"The Four Muckiteers" (2006)

Starring:

Chucky Schumer as Portlios
Harry Reid as Assos
Patty Murray as Malady
Dick Durbin as Aromis
(And featuring John Francois Kerry as D'arcTanman)

[Mjaye]

Thanks, most excellent photo, Lando. I see a stunning resemblance, more than I'd remembered.

[smonk]

"BRING IT BACK!!!!"

[lawnguy]

That freaking Dick Durbin gives me the creeps.

And, if Patty Murray is one of your top 4, the bench isn't deep.

[smonk]

---And, if Patty Murray is one of your top 4, the bench isn't deep.---

but it is very, very wide. ;)

[Slings and Arrows]

The Four Horsemen of the Budget Apocalypse

[smonk]

"Senate Democrats Break "No Child Left Behind Act" in Record Time."

[OESY]

The diminutive John Kerry, shrunken but wiser, returns to his first love: joke telling:


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10, but 15 if the blondes are some of our nation's farmers.



Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Interrupting Politician who accidentally insults constituents!
Interrupting Politician who accidentally insults const—
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE LAZY!



Last night I had this dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow was gone! I'm thinking it was probably stolen by a WWII veteran and sold for drugs.



A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “Get out. God is dead and religion is the opiate of the masses.”



Q: How do you know an elephant's been in your refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the ashes of 911 victims. I mean, 911 victims' pizza. Wait a second. Just pizza.




Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A: A teacher who gives blood tests, but remains employed due to the strength of corrupt unions.



Take my wife, please. Seriously, women are useless.



Three men are stranded on an island when they find an old lamp. They rub it. Suddenly, a genie appears and offers to grant them each one wish. The first man wishes to be off the island and, poof, he's gone. The second man wishes to be off the island, and poof, he's gone. The third man says, “Gee, I'm really lonely. I wish the Jews wouldn't start all the wars in the world.”



A waiter brings a restaurant patron a bowl of soup. The patron notices a fly and says, “Hey, there's a fly in my soup.” The waiter replies, “Yes. Unfortunately our chef is Latino.”



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To head into the army recruiting office so he could fight in Iraq. Oh, wait. I told that wrong. I forgot to say the chicken was retarded.

[Checkers]

John Kerry is:


LEFT BEHIND

[dead]

[hunter112]

You are one of the reasons my favorite topics have the word "Caption" in them!

[JusPasenThru]

Now are those original? I just spewed Starbucks all over my monitor.

[SMM48]

Is it just me or does that picture look staged?

[hgro]

Four dweebs and their dragging anchor.

[ArrogantBustard]

Four "Men" and a Lesbian

[Richard from IL]

Bump for later

[OESY]

I should have given attribution to:

http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1240

[Gideon Reader]

"But my Hat. I have the hat. Don't you want to see it?
OK. Go off and leave me. But if I get flashbacks and cut off arms and legs, rape and pillage, attach telephone cables to my own testicles and crank up the power, generally behaving like Genghis Khan, don't blame me.

Guys? Guys? don't leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!