1 posted on
11/14/2006 11:18:05 AM PST by
steve-b
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To: steve-b
I guess that takes care of the "IQ Competition..."
2 posted on
11/14/2006 11:19:26 AM PST by
pabianice
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To: steve-b
That would about ruin your day wouldn't it? LOL
4 posted on
11/14/2006 11:20:02 AM PST by
Rodm
(Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before kings)
To: steve-b
I'm guessing she didn't get the scholarship, eh?
5 posted on
11/14/2006 11:20:30 AM PST by
knittnmom
(...surrounded by reality)
To: steve-b
Ladies and gentlemen, Wet tee-shirt competition judging will commenc immediately.......
7 posted on
11/14/2006 11:21:28 AM PST by
Red Badger
(New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
To: steve-b
8 posted on
11/14/2006 11:21:42 AM PST by
ichabod1
("For make benefit of Our Glorious Socializt Revolution")
To: steve-b
Did it take the wrinkles out of her dress?
To: steve-b
Were any of them over 7 years old??
Good grief, the stupidity.
11 posted on
11/14/2006 11:22:09 AM PST by
bill1952
("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
To: steve-b
Just change the name of the pageant to "Wet T-shirt Contest" and continue on.
12 posted on
11/14/2006 11:22:26 AM PST by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: steve-b
when a scholarship pageant contestant attempted to steam out the wrinkles in her dress as it hung from a sprinkler head on the ceiling.... Probably leaves out any chance for a scholarship from the International Associtation of Fire Engineers.
13 posted on
11/14/2006 11:22:56 AM PST by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: steve-b
Those sprinkler heads break easily.
To: steve-b
16 posted on
11/14/2006 11:26:22 AM PST by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: steve-b
I much preffer a wet t-shirt contest anyhow.
18 posted on
11/14/2006 11:29:01 AM PST by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: steve-b
Miss Ashland Area Scholarship (???) Pageant
To: steve-b
Now.....that's funny.....LOL
21 posted on
11/14/2006 11:32:30 AM PST by
marmar
(Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
To: steve-b
Now that's a wardrobe malfunction of monumental proportion...
22 posted on
11/14/2006 11:35:18 AM PST by
Hegemony Cricket
(I'm Hegemony Cricket, and I improvised this message.)
To: steve-b
I was once involved in the fire protection industry. When a sprinkler goes off, it is not pleasant. The water has been sitting in the pipes and is all black and rusty with a little pipe cutting fluid to boot. Not a pretty sight.
24 posted on
11/14/2006 11:39:19 AM PST by
Boiling point
(My tag line is grounded for misbehaving.)
To: steve-b
give the unlucky/stupid contestant who set the sprinklers off the "best lesson learned" prize:
28 posted on
11/14/2006 11:59:33 AM PST by
verum ago
(The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
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30 posted on
11/14/2006 12:13:10 PM PST by
steve-b
(It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
To: steve-b
Long ago I had a boss who loved cigars and made the mistake of puffing on a stogie while standing under a smoke detector. Set off the alarm, but didn't set off the sprinkler system.
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