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1 posted on 11/09/2006 7:21:50 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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So from now on I guess when parents tell their children not to stick things, like peas, up their noses they will also have to include a lecture on bottle rockets in the bum.
I thought we were "evolving", doesn't that mean getting smarter?


31 posted on 11/09/2006 7:31:04 AM PST by kalee
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I don't think I would want to see that guy in hot pants.


32 posted on 11/09/2006 7:31:16 AM PST by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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Look, when I was young and dumb, I was young and dumb. But there's no way I ever would have voluntarily put a firework up my butt and tried to light it. Not even my fraternity brothers could have gotten me to do that. There's stupid, and then there's downright insane.


36 posted on 11/09/2006 7:32:52 AM PST by RichInOC ("Remember, remember the fifth of November, lacerations, contusions and clots...")
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This is one of those stories where they could leave off the sex of the victim..... and people would still get it right.


39 posted on 11/09/2006 7:34:24 AM PST by linda_22003
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Our latest contender for a Darwin Award.


41 posted on 11/09/2006 7:35:31 AM PST by CountryBumpkin
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To: Mr. Brightside; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...



44 posted on 11/09/2006 7:36:43 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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And I thought I needed to yell "Come on ice cream" after eating jalapenos......


49 posted on 11/09/2006 7:39:32 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The terrorists have many allies in the United States, especially in the democrat party.)
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51 posted on 11/09/2006 7:42:34 AM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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Well, I guess we know what burns his ---.


52 posted on 11/09/2006 7:42:36 AM PST by DoughtyOne (Victory will never be achieved while defining Conservatism downward, and forsaking it's heritage.)
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Guy Fox Day.


53 posted on 11/09/2006 7:47:02 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (BTUs are my Beat.)
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Colon's injury, trade woes take away from win


56 posted on 11/09/2006 7:51:41 AM PST by doug from upland
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a scorched colon

Wow. I don't believe I've ever heard that phrase before.

58 posted on 11/09/2006 7:52:44 AM PST by Lijahsbubbe ("If you try to please everybody, somebody's not going to like it " - Rummy)
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I would encourage this and fill the rolls of the Darwin Award. The fewer of these types the better, in my book.


60 posted on 11/09/2006 7:53:00 AM PST by Fitzcarraldo
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Only for the Brave (Caution: Rated "RS" for Really Stupid)
61 posted on 11/09/2006 7:53:15 AM PST by pabianice
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It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks.

"Jackass: The Movie" may have been controversial and edgy, but it's also like four years old.
64 posted on 11/09/2006 7:56:31 AM PST by Xenalyte (Viva España!)
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Blow it out your what?


65 posted on 11/09/2006 7:56:42 AM PST by jimfree (Freep and ye shall find.)
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I guess Uranus is a lot hotter than we thought...


66 posted on 11/09/2006 7:56:52 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 53:1))
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To: Bacon Man; Hap; Allegra; humblegunner
The incident took place on November 5

I know how we're NOT celebrating Bacon's birthday next year ping!
67 posted on 11/09/2006 7:57:28 AM PST by Xenalyte (Viva España!)
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"video...shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive.

HAHAHAHA! he puckered, drawing the firework back in, like a premature turd that doesn't quite make it out on the first try.

I wonder if it was a ten round stick...

69 posted on 11/09/2006 7:59:37 AM PST by Nathan Zachary
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Stupid is what stupid does.


74 posted on 11/09/2006 8:07:10 AM PST by Little_shoe ("For Sailor MEN in Battle fair since fighting days of old have earned the right.to the blue and gold)
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