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1 posted on 11/09/2006 7:21:50 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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a scorched colon

That's gotta hurt.

2 posted on 11/09/2006 7:23:47 AM PST by samtheman
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True Darwinian justice would be if his injuries left him unable to procreate.


3 posted on 11/09/2006 7:24:03 AM PST by Thrusher ("There's nothing like the B-2 when it comes to giving peace a chance.")
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Guess he had the bottle rocket pointed the wrong way.


4 posted on 11/09/2006 7:24:45 AM PST by dirtboy (John Kerry - the world's only re-usable political suicide bomber.)
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I saw a video of some nut doing this on Youtube like 6 months ago. A growing trend?


5 posted on 11/09/2006 7:25:20 AM PST by SengirV
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Apparently he didn't pay much attention in physics class.


6 posted on 11/09/2006 7:25:42 AM PST by FourPeas (The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct. Calvin Coolidge)
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I think I'll pass if this one shows up on Youtube. ;-)

As Bugs Bunny would say.."What an ultra-maroon!"


7 posted on 11/09/2006 7:25:55 AM PST by SueRae
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Almost as stuipid as voting Democrat.


8 posted on 11/09/2006 7:26:15 AM PST by all the best
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"Ya know what burns my ass?"


10 posted on 11/09/2006 7:26:34 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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Scorched Colon

Good band name.

11 posted on 11/09/2006 7:26:45 AM PST by LibWhacker
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Definitely not a Rhodes Scholar..............


12 posted on 11/09/2006 7:26:51 AM PST by Red Badger (New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
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I've heard of Roman candles...I guess this guy wanted to go Greek....


13 posted on 11/09/2006 7:27:29 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (You cannot live forever, so live a life that will never be forgotten.)
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man injured...after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom

Bill in 2008


15 posted on 11/09/2006 7:27:48 AM PST by WellsFargo94
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a scorched colon

Woner if that is anything like what happens when you mix 4-5 beers with the Habenero hot sauce?

16 posted on 11/09/2006 7:28:15 AM PST by IamConservative (A mans true character is revealed in what he does when no one is watching.)
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A real man wouldn't have needed the rocket.


17 posted on 11/09/2006 7:28:39 AM PST by tlb
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Armageddon!


20 posted on 11/09/2006 7:28:46 AM PST by DungeonMaster (Man defiles a rock when he chips it with a tool. Ex 20:25)
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internal injuries including a scorched colon

You only get one colon. Don't scorch it.

21 posted on 11/09/2006 7:28:48 AM PST by SIDENET (Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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Whatta maroon!
22 posted on 11/09/2006 7:28:50 AM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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The ultimate 'crotch rocket'.


24 posted on 11/09/2006 7:29:35 AM PST by dc-zoo
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>trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom


25 posted on 11/09/2006 7:29:42 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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Guy Fawkes started quite a fad, playing with fireworks and all! Bet he would laugh his butt off about this one!


29 posted on 11/09/2006 7:30:44 AM PST by Don Carlos ( Term limits for all. Give us back our Republic before its too late!)
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