Posted on 11/08/2006 11:03:34 AM PST by JCG
The DemocRAT overthrow has caused me to revise my Holiday * gift shopping list as follows...
1. Korans
2. Prayer rugs
3. Burkas
4. Learn Spanish CDs
5. Gay apparel
Any suggestions for additional gift giving will be appreciated.
* "Christmas List" no longer seems advisable under the circumstances.
Now you can "don your gay apparel"............FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.......
More ammo.
Kneepads and K-Y Jelly
Guns
lots of guns..Ive been putting it off, but I gotta get it together and get that Arsenal AK-47 I've been looking at for a while.
People in free states need to get all the arms they can.
- Rusty Scissors for clitoridectomies.
I was worried we might not have enough vanities today.
Lots of firearms, but don't spend it all on firearms. Get some ammo, too, or at least reloading dies.
you may not need the gay gear..
besides VA... Gay Marriage advocates got stompted this election...
very odd election this year... ya for dems, but na to gay marriage....
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la la la, la la, la la
Add guns and ammo before next Jan. to your list. Everything but single shot shotguns will likely be outlawed in a few years.
will female circumcision be covered under "the plan" ?
National Vanity Day at Free Republic....It's FANTASTIC!
Give out a lump of coal.
No need for gift giving anymore. The government will see to it that everyone has EVERYTHING they could possibly need now that the Rat Party is running things.
Copies of George McGovern's recent book "Out of Iraq: A Practical Plan for Withdrawal Now".
Agenda:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship --Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 till 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally -- Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender -- French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military; a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
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