Former Vice President Al Gore speaks at a campaign rally as democratic congressional candidate Joe Sestak (R) listens in Brookhaven, near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, November 4, 2006. REUTERS/Tim Shaffer (UNITED STATES)
Posted on 11/05/2006 3:21:54 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
Former Vice President Al Gore speaks at a campaign rally as democratic congressional candidate Joe Sestak (R) listens in Brookhaven, near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, November 4, 2006. REUTERS/Tim Shaffer (UNITED STATES)
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Here, throw me that Bucket a Chicken!
Pray for W and The Election
5 bottles of wine a day and you can look like me.
"The unshakable belief of academic climate researchers in global warming is just as firm as the unshakable belief of the FDA's psychiatric researchers that Prozac can't turn depressed patients into clones of Jabba the Hutt. Am I turning green yet?"
"...and a chocolate mikshake miss!"
Funny you should say that, but I use that all the time when arguing with those that believe, without basis, in global warming. I'll tell them that the real reason is the increased obesity in America. The fun part is when I explain my theory is based on the fact that humans have to continually produce heat to remain at 98.6. It stands to reason that a 250 lb person produces a far greater amount of heat than a 150 lb person, and that this heat is constantly being radiated out into the atmosphere.
They say thats rediculous, so I say "ok, explain how your theory works" and 95 out of 100 are reduced to something like "well, everyone knows its true". kind of a fun game to play on a rainy day if you are stuck with liberals
No kidding. Atkins, dude, Atkins.
"I'm emitting 5 times more greenhouse gas now".
Remind them that it takes more fuel to carry Gore's ever widening backside around in his SUV than it used to just a few pounds ago.
"Only five more years until I stop saying 'I'm Al Gore and I used to be the next President of the United States.'"
LOL!!
I can fit 5 snickers bars in my mouth at the same time. Wow, that's five!!
Or
He's just suffering from Global Fattening
Al Gorge
These captions are too funny! LMAO!
"..And *then* i said..
(heh heh heh!)
*Talk* to the *hand*, Hillary!"
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