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Election Season Is Bad Time For Slip Of The Quip (Mark Steyn On Meaning Of Kerry's Quip Alert)
Chicago Sun Times ^ | 11/05/2006 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 11/05/2006 2:25:58 AM PST by goldstategop

My face time with John Kerry has been brief but choice. In 2003, I was at a campaign event in New Hampshire chatting with two old coots in plaid. The senator approached and stopped in front of us. The etiquette in primary season is that the candidate defers to the cranky Granite Stater's churlish indifference to status and initiates the conversation: "Hi, I'm John Kerry. Good to see ya. Cold enough for ya? How 'bout them Sox?" Etc. Instead, Kerry just stood there nose to nose, staring at us with an inscrutable semi-glare on his face. After an eternity, an aide stepped out from behind him and said, "The senator needs you to move." "Well, why couldn't he have said that?" muttered one of the old coots. Why indeed?

Right now the Democratic Party needs the senator to move. Preferably to the South Sandwich Islands, until Tuesday evening, or better still, early 2009.

He won't, of course. A vain thin-skinned condescending blueblood with no sense of his own ridiculousness, Senator Nuancy Boy is secure in little else except his belief in his indispensability. We've all heard the famous "joke" now: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." (Rimshot!) Yet, tempting as it is to enjoy his we-support-our-dumb-troops moment as merely the umpteenth confirmation of the senator's unerring ability to SwiftBoat himself, it belongs in a slightly different category of Kerry gaffe than, say, the time they went into Wendy's and Teresa didn't know what chili was.

Whatever he may or may not have intended (and "I was making a joke about how stupid Bush is but I'm the only condescending liberal in America too stupid to tell a Bush-is-stupid joke without blowing it" must rank as one of the all-time lame excuses), what he said fits what too many upscale Dems believe: that America's soldiers are only there because they're too poor and too ill-educated to know any better. That's what they mean when they say "we support our troops." They support them as victims, as children, as potential welfare recipients, but they don't support them as warriors and they don't support the mission.

So their "support" is objectively worthless. The indignant protest that "of course" "we support our troops" isn't support, it's a straddle, and one that emphasizes the Democrats' frivolousness in the post-9/11 world. A serious party would have seen the jihad as a profound foreign-policy challenge they needed to address credibly. They could have found a Tony Blair -- a big mushy-leftie pantywaist on health and education and all the other sissy stuff, but a man at ease with the projection of military force in the national interest. But we saw in Connecticut what happens to Democrats who run as Blairites: You get bounced from the ticket. In the 2004 election, instead of coming to terms with it as a national security question, the Democrats looked at the war on terror merely as a Bush wedge issue they needed to neutralize. And so they signed up with the weirdly incoherent narrative of John Kerry -- a celebrated anti-war activist suddenly "reporting for duty" as a war hero and claiming that, even though the war was a mistake and his comrades were murderers and rapists, his four months in the Mekong rank as the most epic chapter in the annals of the Republic.

It's worth contrasting the fawning media admiration for Kerry's truncated tour of duty with their total lack of interest in Bob Dole's years of service two presidential campaigns earlier. That convention night in Boston was one of the freakiest presentations in contemporary politics: a man being greeted as a combination of Alexander the Great and the Duke of Wellington for a few weeks' service in a war America lost. But Kerry is the flesh-and-blood embodiment of the Democratic straddle, of the we-oppose-the-war-but-support-our-troops line. That's why anti-war Dems, outspinning themselves, decided they could support a soldier who opposed a war. And as Kerry demonstrates effortlessly every time he opens his mouth, if you detach the heroism of a war from the morality of it, what's left but braggadocio? Or, as the senator intoned to me back in New Hampshire when I tried to ask what he would actually do about Iraq, Iran or anything else, "Sometimes truly courageous leadership means having the courage not to show any leadership." (I quote from memory.)

In fairness to Kerry, he didn't invent the Democrats' tortured relationship with the military. But ever since Eugene McCarthy ran against Lyndon Johnson and destroyed the most powerful Democrat of the last half-century, the Democratic Party has had a problematic relationship with the projection of power in the national interest. President Jimmy Carter confined himself to one screwed-up helicopter mission in Iran; Bill Clinton bombed more countries in a little more than six months than the Zionist neocon warmonger Bush has in six years but, unless you happened to be in that Sudanese aspirin factory, it was as desultory and uncommitted as his sex life and characterized by the same inability to reach (in Ken Starr's word) "completion." As for John Kerry, since he first slandered the American military three decades ago, he's been wrong on every foreign policy question and voted against every significant American weapons system.

To be sure, like Kerry in 2004 deciding that the murderers and rapists were now his brave "band of brothers," the left often discover a sudden enthusiasm for the previous war once a new one's come along. Since Iraq, they've been all in favor of Afghanistan, though back in the fall of 2001 they were convinced it was a quagmire, graveyard of empire, unwinnable, another Vietnam, etc. Oh, and they also discovered a belated enthusiasm for the first President Bush's shrewd conduct of the 1991 Gulf War, though at the time Kerry and most other Democrats voted against that one, too. In this tedious shell game, no matter how frantically the left shuffles the cups, you never find the one shriveled pea of The Military Intervention We're Willing To Support When it Matters.

To be sure, the progressives deserve credit for having refined their view of the military: not murderers and rapists, just impoverished suckers too stupid for anything other than soldiering. The left still doesn't understand that it's the soldier who guarantees every other profession -- the defeatist New York Times journalist, the anti-American college professor, the insurgent-video-of-the-day host at CNN, the hollow preening blowhard senator. Kerry's gaffe isn't about one maladroit Marie Antoinette of the Senate but a glimpse into the mind-set of too many Americans


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To: mariabush
"What blows my mind is that nearly half of the country voted for this fool!"

Which supports my premise that half of our population does not have a whole lot of sense.

61 posted on 11/05/2006 5:06:38 AM PST by verity (Muhammed is a Dirt Bag)
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To: Solamente
Some Kerry joke pictures for your viewing edification this morning: (WARNING: Laff Riot Alert)

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

62 posted on 11/05/2006 5:12:19 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop

63 posted on 11/05/2006 5:37:52 AM PST by Solamente (Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
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To: goldstategop

"the senator needs you to move."

just like a school yard bully and his henchmen. (pretty-much sums up the whole democrat party; hell-bent on domination and confiscation.)


64 posted on 11/05/2006 5:41:15 AM PST by ripley
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To: Stallone

I agree wholeheartedly! (New tag!)


65 posted on 11/05/2006 5:46:26 AM PST by alwaysconservative (Clinton bombed more countries in 6 months than Zionist neocon warmonger Bush has in 6 years-Steyn)
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To: goldstategop

What I'm longing to see is a post where someone with graphics talent has taken the Kerry-botched-football-reception picture and changed the ball to a Vonnage box. *haha*


66 posted on 11/05/2006 5:53:21 AM PST by hoosier_RW_conspirator
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To: Timeout
Okay, I'll bite.......what the hell is "shrimp vindaloo"?
67 posted on 11/05/2006 6:19:44 AM PST by lentulusgracchus ("Whatever." -- sinkspur)
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To: goldstategop

It's so great that Hillary and Rove got together to get Kerry to say what they wanted him to.


68 posted on 11/05/2006 6:33:05 AM PST by Leisler
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To: goldstategop
Remember Kerry's 2004 comment that
[Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen

69 posted on 11/05/2006 6:35:57 AM PST by syriacus (Got a moment? The election prayer thread's at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1731268/posts)
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To: verity
Which supports my premise that half of our population does not have a whole lot of sense.

...And this was generously provided to them (the senseless) by your hard-earned dollars via the public education middleman. However, most know how to put a condom on a banana and the importance of hygiene in the event of analingus.
70 posted on 11/05/2006 6:44:10 AM PST by Harrius Magnus (Not Welcome.)
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To: lentulusgracchus

Shrimp Vindaloo
http://www.recipezaar.com/92346

I just bought 10 lbs of large shrimp right off the boat yesterday.

I think I'll whip up some "vindaloo"...

.....NOT!


71 posted on 11/05/2006 6:46:39 AM PST by Timeout (I hate MediaCrats! ......and trial lawyers.)
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To: goldstategop

Come on folks. John Kerry is just your average ordinary guy...














If you're from Transylvania.


72 posted on 11/05/2006 7:55:50 AM PST by Triggerhippie (Always use a silencer in a crowd. Loud noises offend people.)
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To: goldstategop

This one is a keeper. Thanks for the post. Bump for a later read.


73 posted on 11/05/2006 7:58:06 AM PST by Silly
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To: goldstategop

John Heinz was a moderate Republican.


74 posted on 11/05/2006 8:35:10 AM PST by cinives (On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
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To: goldstategop
A vain thin-skinned condescending blueblood with no sense of his own ridiculousness

A perfect description of Kerry.....

...and "I was making a joke about how stupid Bush is but I'm the only condescending liberal in America too stupid to tell a Bush-is-stupid joke without blowing it" must rank as one of the all-time lame excuses....

Thank You Mark Steyn!

75 posted on 11/05/2006 8:38:09 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: Give therapeutic violence a chance!)
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To: mariabush
No matter who they nominate the D designation guarantees a signiifcant number of votes from their various constituencies: blacks, old libs still in love with FDR, various victim groups, etc etc.
76 posted on 11/05/2006 8:41:38 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: Give therapeutic violence a chance!)
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To: goldstategop

bttt Steyn, as usual, is a must read.


77 posted on 11/05/2006 8:41:44 AM PST by kalee
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To: goldstategop

A VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS IS A VOTE FOR AL-QAEDA.


78 posted on 11/05/2006 8:52:16 AM PST by 353FMG (I never met a liberal I didn't dislike.)
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To: goldstategop
In this tedious shell game, no matter how frantically the left shuffles the cups, you never find the one shriveled pea of The Military Intervention We're Willing To Support When it Matters.

......

79 posted on 11/05/2006 8:56:03 AM PST by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Fake but Accurate": NY Times)
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To: goldstategop
And so they signed up with the weirdly incoherent narrative of John Kerry -- a celebrated anti-war activist suddenly "reporting for duty" as a war hero and claiming that, even though the war was a mistake and his comrades were murderers and rapists, his four months in the Mekong rank as the most epic chapter in the annals of the Republic.

..I am John Kerry....who served in Vietnam....reporting for duty

80 posted on 11/05/2006 9:04:12 AM PST by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Fake but Accurate": NY Times)
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