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Sean Hannity Live Nov. 2, 2006
Sean Hannity ^
| Nov. 2, 2006
| Sean Hannity
Posted on 11/02/2006 11:55:00 AM PST by restornu
"Annoy a liberal. Work hard and smile." anonymous
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: hannity; talkradio
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To: defconw
Kerrys whole life is one big act.
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posted on
11/02/2006 1:48:49 PM PST
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
To: sono
They really are in serious "sono mode"
262
posted on
11/02/2006 1:48:57 PM PST
by
acsrp38
(Found: WMD Saddam didn't have before he didn't have them)
To: cibco
By donating one of his own kidneys to her, he gave her two more years of life. Truly a wonderful human being as well as a great patriot.
263
posted on
11/02/2006 1:49:52 PM PST
by
CedarDave
(Vietnam Vet, USN Coastal Div. 13, Cat Lo, USCG patrol boat, 1968: Didn't see Kerry's sorry ass.)
To: acsrp38
264
posted on
11/02/2006 1:50:08 PM PST
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
To: defconw
Winchester was more of a stand-up guy on MASH than sKerry was in Paris.
265
posted on
11/02/2006 1:50:50 PM PST
by
sono
("Improvise, Adapt, Overcome" - Gunnery Sgt Thomas "Gunny" Highway)
To: CedarDave
You can't help but like a man like that.
266
posted on
11/02/2006 1:51:20 PM PST
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
To: cibco
True! I am off to work. (Def has left the forum). LOL
267
posted on
11/02/2006 1:55:12 PM PST
by
defconw
(Gearing up for W2 in 08!)
To: cibco
Caller Trey had it right....
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posted on
11/02/2006 1:56:11 PM PST
by
RasterMaster
(Winning Islamic hearts and minds.........one bullet at a time!)
To: cibco
Is this getting out? Terrorist want Dem's. People need to know.
To: CedarDave
Hey Dave, I bet we met that day! My husband and I were standing back of the stage with B.G. Burkett most of the day. I cried when I spoke to John, I just couldn't help it, I was so proud of what he was doing...(Silly woman's tears)
I had met up with a FReeper/lucianne member and we hung out all day too.
270
posted on
11/02/2006 1:57:08 PM PST
by
Repub4bush
(Tony is the Best Press Secretary Ever!!!!! (Sorry Ari, I liked you too, but you ain't Tony!))
To: Repub4bush
Absentee ballots not getting counted huh.
To: ChicagoConservative27
Did I miss something?
I was in the kitchen making chili, and you just lost me...LOL
272
posted on
11/02/2006 2:00:44 PM PST
by
Repub4bush
(Tony is the Best Press Secretary Ever!!!!! (Sorry Ari, I liked you too, but you ain't Tony!))
To: ChicagoConservative27
Another point to add...if you have any relatives who have passed since last election, see their county election board to have their names REMOVED FROM THE ROLLS, otherwise you may find out later that they have voted for a DUmocrat.
273
posted on
11/02/2006 2:01:47 PM PST
by
RasterMaster
(Winning Islamic hearts and minds.........one bullet at a time!)
To: Repub4bush
Caller said his 2000 absentee ballot was not counted in FL.
To: ChicagoConservative27
I wonder how he knows that?
275
posted on
11/02/2006 2:05:18 PM PST
by
hattend
(Carpe Macaca)
To: ChicagoConservative27
New Cabela's opening up tomorrow in Omaha!! WHOO HOO!!!
276
posted on
11/02/2006 2:05:40 PM PST
by
acsrp38
(Found: WMD Saddam didn't have before he didn't have them)
To: All
FUNNY FUNNY e-mail
This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park.
Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster. The original person called in sick at the last moment.
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.
CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT ... Just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.
CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment.
**I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report
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posted on
11/02/2006 2:06:19 PM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(If you don't love Jesus, you can go to hell.)
To: ChicagoConservative27
I think the talk show hosts are getting it out.
278
posted on
11/02/2006 2:06:43 PM PST
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
To: ChicagoConservative27
Ah, sorry I missed it. I was sauteeing onions, and couldn't hear very well. (Laptop is on the counter here, while I am cooking) Do you think I have an addiction to FR? LOL
279
posted on
11/02/2006 2:06:51 PM PST
by
Repub4bush
(Tony is the Best Press Secretary Ever!!!!! (Sorry Ari, I liked you too, but you ain't Tony!))
To: hattend
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