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Parody Kerry's "misinterpreted" insult
N/A | November 2, 2006 | Self (vanity)

Posted on 11/02/2006 11:40:50 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA

Kerry's "misunderstood" insult demands parody.

"Red Badger" started things off with this zinger:

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a FEMA trailer............"

When I read that, I realized that Kerry gave us a setup line for a whole new genre of jokes.

The challenge is complete the sentence: "Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck ...." Here was my contribution:

"... in a ditch with Cindy."

"Redbadger" improved on that one thus:

" ... in a ditch with a B__CH!"

Other contributions so far include:

"...you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!"

"...in the U.S. Senate, getting a contact high from Ted Kennedy."

"...on a roof in New Orleans."

" ...in a CHORUS LINE."

" ... writing editorials for the Seattle P-I for the rest of your life!"

Over to you FReepers -- the possibilities seem endless.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: benedictarnold; humor; insult; kerry; kerrydumbiraqgaffe; lies; stuck; stuckiniraq; stuckinjoke
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To: BradyLS

Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck on the front page by a magnificent bastard.


81 posted on 11/04/2006 7:43:30 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

You be stuck drunk as a skunk in an Oldsmobile submarine.


82 posted on 11/04/2006 7:56:48 AM PST by stbdside
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck for a punch line.


83 posted on 11/06/2006 9:45:53 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in the 1960's.


84 posted on 11/06/2006 9:48:00 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck inside of Mobile
with the Memphis blues again.


85 posted on 11/06/2006 10:12:51 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck padding your resume.

(Like Lois Murphy: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1733300/posts )


86 posted on 11/06/2006 11:02:09 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a French banlieue, firebombing Renaults and Citroens.


87 posted on 11/06/2006 3:16:12 PM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a newsroom with a big pay cut.

(inspired by: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1734263/posts )


88 posted on 11/07/2006 2:33:45 PM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get to be John Kerry's butler and make him Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwiches on Campaign trips, and if you are real stupid, he will use your as a human desk and write notes on your back.


89 posted on 11/15/2006 3:52:29 PM PST by AmericanMade1776 (Democrats don't have a plan)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

"...married to an ugly Ketchup heiress".


90 posted on 11/15/2006 3:55:31 PM PST by TET1968 (SI MINOR PLUS EST ERGO NIHIL SUNT OMNIA)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

"Take my wife...please!!"


91 posted on 11/20/2006 4:18:47 PM PST by kenavi (Save romance. Stop teen sex.)
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To: winodog
(ROTFL!) I love it!
You know, if you think about it, Algore is looking a lot like "Matt Foley" lately...
92 posted on 11/20/2006 8:21:57 PM PST by Nevermore
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Dude, I'm going to have nightmares tonight because of that picture.


93 posted on 11/29/2006 7:59:04 PM PST by rabscuttle385 (Sic Semper Tyrannis * Allen for U.S. Senate in '08)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

94 posted on 11/29/2006 10:14:52 PM PST by Silly (Still being... Silly)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

You know... politics... if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don’t... you get stuck as the ski-bum-boy-toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.


95 posted on 10/24/2008 12:16:11 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (I will not vote for Obama not because he is black, but because he is RED)
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