Posted on 11/02/2006 11:40:50 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Kerry's "misunderstood" insult demands parody.
"Red Badger" started things off with this zinger:
"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a FEMA trailer............"
When I read that, I realized that Kerry gave us a setup line for a whole new genre of jokes.
The challenge is complete the sentence: "Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck ...." Here was my contribution:
"... in a ditch with Cindy."
"Redbadger" improved on that one thus:
" ... in a ditch with a B__CH!"
Other contributions so far include:
"...you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!"
"...in the U.S. Senate, getting a contact high from Ted Kennedy."
"...on a roof in New Orleans."
" ...in a CHORUS LINE."
" ... writing editorials for the Seattle P-I for the rest of your life!"
Over to you FReepers -- the possibilities seem endless.
Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck on the front page by a magnificent bastard.
You be stuck drunk as a skunk in an Oldsmobile submarine.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck for a punch line.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in the 1960's.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck inside of Mobile
with the Memphis blues again.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck padding your resume.
(Like Lois Murphy: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1733300/posts )
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a French banlieue, firebombing Renaults and Citroens.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a newsroom with a big pay cut.
(inspired by: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1734263/posts )
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get to be John Kerry's butler and make him Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwiches on Campaign trips, and if you are real stupid, he will use your as a human desk and write notes on your back.
"...married to an ugly Ketchup heiress".
"Take my wife...please!!"
Dude, I'm going to have nightmares tonight because of that picture.
You know... politics... if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don’t... you get stuck as the ski-bum-boy-toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.
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