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Kerry apologizes for "botched" Iraq joke
Yahoo! News ^ | 11/1/06 | Reuters

Posted on 11/01/2006 8:35:21 AM PST by libertarianPA

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic Sen. John Kerry said on Wednesday he was sorry about a "botched joke" that drew election-year fire from President George W. Bush and other Republicans who accused him of insulting U.S. troops in Iraq.

Kerry reiterated the target of his joke was Bush, who immediately seized on the senator's remarks to rally Republican supporters ahead of Tuesday's elections, in which the party's control of Congress is at risk.

Kerry said he was returning to Washington from a trip campaigning on behalf of Democratic congressional candidates because he did not want to be "a distraction."

A day after rejecting calls to apologize for his remarks, Kerry, appearing on the "Imus in the Morning" radio show on MSNBC, declared: "I said it was a botched joke. Of course, I'm sorry about a botched joke."

While campaigning in California on Monday, Kerry told a college crowd: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Kerry's office said the senator had misread his prepared remarks. They said he had intended to say, "Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: absolutebasskerry; botchedjoke; hanoisherokerry; insult; iraq; joke; kerry; ketchupboy; longtimetraitor; lurch; realgigolo
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To: chimera
It seems to me all he is doing is saying he didn't do a better job of insulting and demeaning someone.

Yes!!!

Daschle also stepped in "it," when he tried to demean folks who believed in Missile defense.

It seems that Dems end up looking like idiots when they try to paint Republicans as idiots.

101 posted on 11/01/2006 8:50:46 AM PST by syriacus (MJ Fox tells the US, "Show me you love ME, baby, by giving up your life for ME.")
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To: libertarianPA


The ultimate botched joke.


102 posted on 11/01/2006 8:50:51 AM PST by OESY
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To: eyespysomething

Dead did a great job.

Now we get the Rats, Mediots and DU to realize that Kerry is our long time Manchurian Troll, controlled by Karl Rove.


103 posted on 11/01/2006 8:51:26 AM PST by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: libertarianPA

Kerry's Dem PR machine in the pretend media are nothing but posers.


104 posted on 11/01/2006 8:51:39 AM PST by roses of sharon
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To: libertarianPA
I'm feeling a strong breeze from the AP's spinning on *that* little faux paux.

This is growing more feet every minute.

105 posted on 11/01/2006 8:52:02 AM PST by Kieri (A Grafted Branch (Rom. 11))
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To: hawkaw
This story is about yesterday's non-apology!

I'm not so sure, hawkaw. Pleae note the following snip from the article posted:

Democratic Sen. John Kerry said on Wednesday he was sorry about a "botched joke"....

106 posted on 11/01/2006 8:52:08 AM PST by Quilla
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To: Scotswife

Even those without an education could see that this couldn't have been a botched joke but was his true words with true meaning.


107 posted on 11/01/2006 8:52:17 AM PST by tobyhill (The War on Terrorism is not for the weak.)
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To: Scotswife
"This rewrite would only make sense if Bush didn't have 2 degrees from Ivy League schools...achieving better grades than Kerry did."

AND, Bush was a jet pilot - heck, 16 year old kids can pilot a boat of that size.

108 posted on 11/01/2006 8:52:23 AM PST by LZ_Bayonet
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To: Freee-dame

also, if this is a standard, printed stump speech with prepared text and written "jokes", the Kerry team will surely have video of him reading this prepared joke in a previous setting..right?

It should be fairly easy to find video of him using this "Just ask Pres. Bush" ha ha hehe joke sometime in the last month...

Unless of course Kerry was speaking off the cuff and accidently let slip what he really thinks.


109 posted on 11/01/2006 8:52:31 AM PST by Will_Zurmacht
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To: libertarianPA

I apologize to NO ONE. Until now.


110 posted on 11/01/2006 8:53:05 AM PST by I_like_good_things_too
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To: libertarianPA
Sub-standard journalism........skerry made a HUGE point of saying he was NOT apologizing.
111 posted on 11/01/2006 8:53:08 AM PST by tioga
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To: libertarianPA
"Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."

So, I guess he's saying if you don't study, if you aren't smart, and if you're intellectually lazy, you can end up getting elected and reelected President -- but only if you are lucky enough to run against not one, but two opponents who are even dumber and intellectually lazier than you?

112 posted on 11/01/2006 8:54:00 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: libertarianPA

Everyone should call their congress critters & demand that they rebuke what kerry said.


113 posted on 11/01/2006 8:54:15 AM PST by I_like_good_things_too
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To: penelopesire
The press is sure running with this non-apology on Imus all of a sudden

Kerry took the coward's way out.

He pretended to apologize on an early morning show which no one listens to.

114 posted on 11/01/2006 8:54:36 AM PST by syriacus (MJ Fox tells the US, "Show me you love ME, baby, by giving up your life for ME.")
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To: Kieri

Too late, Kerry. Flies are swarming on this pile.


115 posted on 11/01/2006 8:54:41 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (The dems. can't have a fool-proof plan. There would be no one left in their base.)
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To: Screamname
From: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." To: "Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush." Call me crazy, but did he or didn`t he just insult our military even MORE?? The second one comes across to me as if he is saying our military is the reason we are stuck in a war because our military is stupid, and Bush knows about it. Holy shiet!! Yes, please keep talking sKerry! You are doing wonders for the Republican election campaign!

You're NOT crazy. Kerry just wants to make you think you are. I want that man to keep on talkin'. The more he talks the more clearly we see the man behind the suit.

116 posted on 11/01/2006 8:54:42 AM PST by Chena ("I'm not young enough to know everything." (Oscar Wilde))
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To: sockmonkey

That's exactly what they're doing. The Traitor never will.. ..hell, he hasn't yet apologized for his remarks from 35 years ago.


117 posted on 11/01/2006 8:54:55 AM PST by SeaBiscuit (God Bless America and All who protect and preserve this Great Nation.)
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To: yoe

hey if Bush's poor grades got us stuck in Iraq how would kerry's lower grades fix it?


118 posted on 11/01/2006 8:54:58 AM PST by edzo4
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To: michigander

LOL! per your reply #2.


119 posted on 11/01/2006 8:55:24 AM PST by Dane ("Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" Ronald Reagan, 1987)
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To: Scotswife
This rewrite would only make sense if Bush didn't have 2 degrees from Ivy League schools...achieving better grades than Kerry did.

And it would only make sense if he's saying that education isn't all that important because if you don't study, if you aren't smart, and if you're intellectually lazy, you can end up getting elected and reelected President -- but only if you are lucky enough to run against not one, but two opponents who are even dumber and intellectually lazier than you, right?

120 posted on 11/01/2006 8:55:38 AM PST by VRWCmember
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