Posted on 10/31/2006 4:33:30 PM PST by Man50D
After listening to John Kerry this afternoon I am deeply disappointed how he handled defending his derogatory statements about our troops. I fully expected him to use far more imagination to spin his insults about our troops. I think Johnny is losing his touch. It's up to us to come up with some spins he can use attempting to defend the indefensible. I call Freepers to think of the most outlandish spin control for him. This will be a challenge trying to think like a socialist. All I ask is give it your best shot. There are no prizes only the satisfaction of knowing by helping him you are also helping Democrats lose the election.
LOL !!!
Two band-aids and a cork.
Well, I do not know if anyone can top sKerry's own spin control of today, but I must ask: When did he ever have the 'touch'? Seems if he ever had it, he lost it at least 35 years ago.
sKerry may be a smart guy, but he is also a snobby, cowardly, elitist, lying, immoral, power hungry twat, er twit!
A cork?
He could blame it on a sports injury????
His "explanation" makes "the dog ate my homework" look positively ingenious.
"you would have nothing but a naked Democrat."
Oh yuck! I think I'd go blind if I had to see that!
What is the over under on the number of hours until we hear the "I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my remarks" apology.
It was based on that Monty Python skit where the guy calls for the rack to torture Carol Cleveland and the other guy brings a dish rack.
But no one was expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition joke...
"If you do not get an education, you will end up like Jacques Chirac." He's even managed to p*ss off his friends.
Oh yuck! I think I'd go blind if I had to see that!
Not nekkid, but wasn't this one of the "hot" halloween costumes this year?
Hey! - I resemble that remark!.... |
considering he's probably under HUGE, HUGE, HUGE pressure to do so by pelosi et. al., I'd give it by tomorrow at 5 p.m. Eastern, however many hours that is..
Yes, two band-aids and a cork. Makes a good Halloween costume also.
Hmmm. No sooner than 24 hours and no later than 48. I think the other Dimbulbs are wearing him down as we speak.
I think his logic is: "Well, I'm stoopid and I ended up in Nam, so it must mean that only stoopid people end up in Iraq."
Kerry: "I really meant that...er..a..the soldiers are smart not to go to Harvard and end up marrying a hellion of a witch for a wife...and..er..a...
I'm entering rehab tomorrow."
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