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John Kerry Best Spin Contest

Posted on 10/31/2006 4:33:30 PM PST by Man50D

After listening to John Kerry this afternoon I am deeply disappointed how he handled defending his derogatory statements about our troops. I fully expected him to use far more imagination to spin his insults about our troops. I think Johnny is losing his touch. It's up to us to come up with some spins he can use attempting to defend the indefensible. I call Freepers to think of the most outlandish spin control for him. This will be a challenge trying to think like a socialist. All I ask is give it your best shot. There are no prizes only the satisfaction of knowing by helping him you are also helping Democrats lose the election.


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1 posted on 10/31/2006 4:33:31 PM PST by Man50D
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To: Man50D

I need duct tape, chewing gum, and an ostrich.


2 posted on 10/31/2006 4:35:36 PM PST by kinoxi
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To: Man50D

We misunderstood him, he said, "if you do not get an education, you will end up in a wreck" Meaning that those who cannot read road signs might be in an auto accident.


3 posted on 10/31/2006 4:37:47 PM PST by flying Elvis
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To: Man50D

If you stripped Kerry of his credentials of treason, anti-Americanism, anti-militarism, his obvious skill at being a gigolo, you would have nothing but a naked Democrat.

Useless, with no agenda, no vision, nothing for America but socialism, taxation and the lust for socialist power and control.

I would contribute heavily to putting Kerry in a C-130, strap a chute to his miserable butt, and drop him out over a good-sized Marine base in Iraq....right after making sure the Armed Forces Radio had broadcast his treasonous insults to our troops....a fitting rebuttal.


4 posted on 10/31/2006 4:38:27 PM PST by EagleUSA
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To: kinoxi

Chewing gum?


5 posted on 10/31/2006 4:38:27 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Man50D
Hey John....

You been punked!

6 posted on 10/31/2006 4:38:46 PM PST by Nachum
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To: REDWOOD99

It's to keep the ostrich occupied.


7 posted on 10/31/2006 4:39:03 PM PST by kinoxi
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To: Man50D

"As one of the snobby elite, I was only speaking my mind. The unwashed masses have been so dumbed down, I didn't think they would catch my drift."


8 posted on 10/31/2006 4:39:14 PM PST by unkus
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What he meant was that if you don't study hard and do your homework and drink your milk you will be so dumb that you will convert to Islam and go to Iraq to fight against our glorious troops and you will never be able to come home again because you will be killed in the war or justly punished after the war.

He certainly meant nothing derogatory about our troops because he just loves 'em all to pieces.

9 posted on 10/31/2006 4:39:17 PM PST by Mad Dawg (Now we are all Massoud)
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what Kerry meant to say was he was born a poor ,black child and this is why he was sent to Vietnam to earn his 3 purple hearts in 15 minutes... Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
10 posted on 10/31/2006 4:39:55 PM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: Man50D
I think Johnny is losing his touch.

He's a Massachusetts Democrat. He lost his mind decades ago.
11 posted on 10/31/2006 4:40:25 PM PST by dr_who_2
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I have really tried to come up with one but I'm blank. The comment may be "un-spinnable". Maybe he could just deny saying it as Clinton would do. So what if they have him on tape. Bill didn't care about such nagging little details.


12 posted on 10/31/2006 4:40:47 PM PST by Southflanknorthpawsis
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John Kerry, " I will not apologise, I will however explain
that SPORK WEASELS control my BRAIN, Wheeeww, where did that come from? AAaaaaarrrrrrgh! Iowa, New Hampshire, the SPORK WEASELS oh noooooooooooo."


13 posted on 10/31/2006 4:41:14 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: kinoxi

DOH! Of Course!


14 posted on 10/31/2006 4:41:41 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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the contempt demonstrated is that people who volunteer would actually volunteer at all.


15 posted on 10/31/2006 4:42:28 PM PST by Steven W.
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To: Southflanknorthpawsis
I have really tried to come up with one but I'm blank.

It sounds as though you were in Iraq! ;O)
16 posted on 10/31/2006 4:42:38 PM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
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To: Man50D

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."


17 posted on 10/31/2006 4:42:53 PM PST by digger48
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To: Steven W.

?


18 posted on 10/31/2006 4:43:28 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Nachum
John just keeps giving ,giving and giving.
19 posted on 10/31/2006 4:43:46 PM PST by Big Horn (The senate is loaded with scum-baggers)
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To: flying Elvis
He can always use the Clinton "apology", to wit:

"I never said those words...never...not once! Now I must get back to work serving my constituents!"

Oh yeah...that will fly (at least it did for Slick Willie).

20 posted on 10/31/2006 4:43:52 PM PST by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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