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Al Gore in Spaaaaace!
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| October 29, 2006
| Doug Powers
Posted on 10/29/2006 7:24:41 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy
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To: Nasty McPhilthy
and we all could be someday launched into GorebitBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Gorebit - I love it!
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:27:01 PM PST
by
Lizavetta
To: Nasty McPhilthy
ALGORE, the number 1 space cadet......
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:30:14 PM PST
by
rwgal
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Dammit! Gore killed Manbearpig. Kneel before Gore!
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:31:06 PM PST
by
isthisnickcool
(The City Council of Houston Texas is made up mostly of retards.)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
There is plenty of space between his ears for 6 billion people.
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:37:30 PM PST
by
Frwy
(Eternity without Jesus is a hell-of-a long time.)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
First thing that popped into my head was Pigs in space.
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:39:10 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
This is a GREAT idea! Just imagine algore on a one way rocket trip to Mars. The trick will be coming up with a plausible reason why we're sending him alone with the other colonists to follow right behind. And then not snickering when we explain it to him.
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:43:23 PM PST
by
Stultis
To: rwgal
DANGER! Danger, Will Robinson.
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:44:10 PM PST
by
Nasty McPhilthy
(Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Sending Gore into orbit - a whole new definition of space junk.
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:46:39 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Did Al Gore major in science?
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:46:56 PM PST
by
swheats
(BE STRONG. STAY VIGILANT! Our Victory depends on you.)
To: rwgal
Who dat !?!
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:49:23 PM PST
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Bore-in-SPAAAAAACE!
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:49:35 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
"That's my new planet!"
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:54:10 PM PST
by
Cobra64
(Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
Algore is hereby officially promoted to honorary Far Out Space Nut.
Kudos to Algore for spinning two crazy ideas into one story.
Gore says we’re in a “full scale planetary emergency” — the degree of which will no doubt be decided based on how many Democrats win a week from Tuesday. This crisis has reached the point where Gore thinks we need to begin exploring the space option, with colonization as a possible next step.
Darn it, where did I see that Earth eject button? I need to ditch this celestial taco stand.
“If one nation takes it upon itself to assert its own unilateral definition of what world law should be — without respect to what the rest of the world thinks about it—that’s usually a mistake,” Gore told Summit attendees. “Policy matters. Law matters. International law matters.”
Ah! I need to move to Mars, but only after forming a consensus on how to do it with the Middle East, Venezuela, Cuba, China, and North Korea. Maybe a Long Dong 3 will get me there...
To: Delta 21
It it totally amazing that this clown was actually the vice president of America.....He is a frigging Kling On from around Ouranus.
Meadow Muffin
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:57:48 PM PST
by
rwgal
To: Cobra64
To: Nasty McPhilthy
The first person on the rocket should be Alice Kramden!
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posted on
10/29/2006 7:59:41 PM PST
by
Rembrandt
(We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
To: cripplecreek
Pigs in Space - perfect! Doesn't Al claim to have been a farmer? Do Tobacco farms have pigs too? LOL!
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posted on
10/29/2006 8:01:06 PM PST
by
Kay Ludlow
(Free market, but cautious about what I support with my dollars)
To: Nasty McPhilthy
"Gore says we’re in a “full scale planetary emergency” — the degree of which will no doubt be decided based on how many Democrats win a week from Tuesday."
And the Democrats accuse the GOP of playing the fear card.
To: Nasty McPhilthy
I thought that there was already a hole in the ozone layer.
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posted on
10/29/2006 8:04:36 PM PST
by
Parmy
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