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100 Facts about Karl Rove
vanity | 10/25/05 | struggle

Posted on 10/25/2006 10:09:01 PM PDT by struggle

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To: struggle

11. Karl Rove is equivalent to a god. He can manipulate the weather and change market oil prices to influence elections.


41 posted on 10/26/2006 6:06:39 AM PDT by FreedomProtector
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To: cpdiii

Did you know what Karl Rove is founder of Vulcan society he was that Surek the one taught everything is llogical LOL!


42 posted on 10/26/2006 9:15:33 AM PDT by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: struggle

Jack Bauer wears Karl Rove underwear.


43 posted on 10/26/2006 9:19:49 AM PDT by Samwise (All that is needed for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.)
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To: struggle

Jack Bauer wears Karl Rove underwear.


44 posted on 10/26/2006 9:20:00 AM PDT by Samwise (All that is needed for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.)
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To: Samwise; struggle

Sorry for the double post. How did that happen?


45 posted on 10/26/2006 9:21:09 AM PDT by Samwise (All that is needed for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.)
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To: struggle

Chuck Norris is afraid of Karl Rove.


46 posted on 10/26/2006 9:22:59 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: struggle

Karl Rove WAS indicted for PlameGate but used his time machine to change history (are you feeling exonorated pied piper pitt?).


47 posted on 10/26/2006 9:30:22 AM PDT by Toadman
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To: Toadman; PJ-Comix

Meant to add you to this PJ


48 posted on 10/26/2006 9:32:28 AM PDT by Toadman
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To: struggle

ROTFL! Good Stuff!


49 posted on 10/26/2006 11:14:59 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: struggle

Karl Rove is going to hire me.

(Sorry, that's more of a fantasy than a fact...)


50 posted on 10/26/2006 12:43:58 PM PDT by ilovew (I love being a DoD intern...)
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To: Samwise
Sorry for the double post. How did that happen?

The mere mention of Karl Rove overpowered your computer's CPU.

51 posted on 10/26/2006 12:46:39 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
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To: Toadman
Karl Rove WAS indicted for PlameGate but used his time machine to change history

Rove's time machine is legendary.

52 posted on 10/26/2006 12:48:45 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
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To: struggle

#12: Karl Rove created "No Child Left Behind," because when they grow up they'll vote republican.

#13: Karl Rove can call masses of homeless to disrupt Democrat campaign parties.

#14: Karl Rove has often dreamt of rearrainging the letters in his name to Kar Lover.

#15: Karl Rove has the psi ability to erase hard drives.

#16: Karl's roommate in college was MacGuyver. Karl Rove wondered why his physics notes were always missing.

#17: Lighting bugs are spontaneously attracted to Karl Rove.

#18: Many people think George Bush kisses babies, Karl Rove actually commands babies to kiss George Bush.

#19: Barbara Bush has no quarrel with Karl Rove.

#20: Karl Rove not only controls all Diebold voting machines, but all Diebold ATMs as well.

#21: Karl Rove laughed all the way through "SAW," all the actors, after all, were democrats.


53 posted on 10/26/2006 1:42:37 PM PDT by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: Bahbah

Particularly pot-atoes.


54 posted on 10/26/2006 2:59:39 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Murtha needs a swift BOOT ad!)
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To: Samwise

RE: double post........Rove did it.


55 posted on 10/26/2006 3:01:22 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Murtha needs a swift BOOT ad!)
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To: hoosiermama

LOL. I had to think for a minute.


56 posted on 10/26/2006 3:02:12 PM PDT by Bahbah (Shalit, Goldwasser and Regev, we are praying for you)
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To: Toadman

Carl Rove change Plamegate to Snakes on a Plame and made a movie out of it.


57 posted on 10/26/2006 3:04:54 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Murtha needs a swift BOOT ad!)
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To: struggle

Are you kidding me Barbara Bush SR want adopt Karl Rove but I think Bush 41 turn her down LOL!


58 posted on 10/26/2006 4:33:54 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: hoosiermama; Tijeras_Slim

That Karl Rove, we're glad he's on our side. :^)


59 posted on 10/27/2006 4:34:28 AM PDT by Samwise (All that is needed for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.)
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