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Snipes Found in Brangelina Country
http://www.comcast.net ^ | 10 20 06 | associated press

Posted on 10/20/2006 12:15:07 PM PDT by freepatriot32

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1 posted on 10/20/2006 12:15:08 PM PDT by freepatriot32
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To: freepatriot32

Were they out looking with paper bags to catch him?


2 posted on 10/20/2006 12:17:49 PM PDT by YankeeGirl
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To: freepatriot32

Snipes Found in Brangelina Country

Darn! I haven't been snipe hunting in years!

3 posted on 10/20/2006 12:18:05 PM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Say "NO" to the Trans-Texas Corridor)
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To: freepatriot32

Clearly, this is an all-points bulletin for any and all jokes having to do with snipe hunting.


4 posted on 10/20/2006 12:18:42 PM PDT by redpoll (redpoll)
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To: freepatriot32

He is one helluva vampire slayer. I think Blair could take him though, she's one bad vampire killer.


5 posted on 10/20/2006 12:18:50 PM PDT by processing please hold
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To: freepatriot32

You done it now, Wesley! If you'd have murdered a bunch of nuns or something the feds wouldn't put as much effort into tracking you down as they will for not paying The Man!


6 posted on 10/20/2006 12:20:10 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: freepatriot32
He's:


7 posted on 10/20/2006 12:20:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DE-FOLEY-ATED...............................)
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To: freepatriot32
The White Men Can't Jump star was indicted along with two other men

And I guess Wesley can't dodge...

8 posted on 10/20/2006 12:22:28 PM PDT by dirtboy (Good fences make good neighbors)
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To: freepatriot32

Next we'll find out that the financial backers for the movie are those African-Nationalist UFO alien NUwaubian cult leaders who share adjoining property to Snipes in Georgia.


9 posted on 10/20/2006 12:24:20 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: freepatriot32

I suggest that Mr. Snipes make sure his Namibian taxes are fully paid up.


10 posted on 10/20/2006 12:24:21 PM PDT by Argus
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To: freepatriot32

Does anybody seriously think he'll come back to the U.S.? He knows of he does he's screwed.


11 posted on 10/20/2006 12:25:10 PM PDT by ozoneliar ("The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants" -T.J.)
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To: freepatriot32

The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it...


12 posted on 10/20/2006 12:25:17 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Argus
If he's in Namibia, they can't audit him effective.

And if you can't audit,
you must aquit.

13 posted on 10/20/2006 12:25:52 PM PDT by Steel Wolf (As Ibn Warraq said, "There are moderate Muslims but there is no moderate Islam.")
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To: ozoneliar

After spending enough time in third world country as an exile.....even a US jail cell may look appealing


14 posted on 10/20/2006 12:34:45 PM PDT by Bogtrotter52 (Reading DU daily so you won't hafta)
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To: Steel Wolf

Willie Nelson will bring Snipes back from Africa. Then celebrate with IRS agents with whiskey for his men and beer for his horses.


15 posted on 10/20/2006 12:35:43 PM PDT by Patrick1
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Does anybody seriously think he'll come back to the U.S.? He knows of he does he's screwed.

It's going to be hard to only make movies in countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US. Not to mention that Uncle Sam can always place tax liens on his earnings from Hollywood productions. I think his best bet is to come home and pay up.
16 posted on 10/20/2006 12:39:43 PM PDT by Zhang Fei
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To: Steel Wolf

Taxes are theft, I applaud anyone trying to avoid getting their property stolen.


17 posted on 10/20/2006 12:43:41 PM PDT by Raymann
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To: freepatriot32
Snipes supports the Flat Tax. Taxes= they're Flat Wrong!
18 posted on 10/20/2006 12:45:53 PM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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This will probably be the last time he lets MC Hammer do his taxes for him :)


19 posted on 10/20/2006 12:47:20 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (FEAR THE SWEATERVEST!!!)
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To: freepatriot32
I thought this was the old Snipe hunt joke.
20 posted on 10/20/2006 12:56:57 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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