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Snipes Found in Brangelina Country
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Posted on 10/20/2006 12:15:07 PM PDT by freepatriot32
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To: freepatriot32
Were they out looking with paper bags to catch him?
To: freepatriot32
Snipes Found in Brangelina Country
Darn! I haven't been snipe hunting in years!
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:18:05 PM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(Say "NO" to the Trans-Texas Corridor)
To: freepatriot32
Clearly, this is an all-points bulletin for any and all jokes having to do with snipe hunting.
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:18:42 PM PDT
by
redpoll
(redpoll)
To: freepatriot32
He is one helluva vampire slayer. I think Blair could take him though, she's one bad vampire killer.
To: freepatriot32
You done it now, Wesley! If you'd have murdered a bunch of nuns or something the feds wouldn't put as much effort into tracking you down as they will for not paying The Man!
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:20:10 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: freepatriot32
He's:![](http://www.milspecfasteners.com/reference/images/screws/type_a.gif)
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:20:52 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DE-FOLEY-ATED...............................)
To: freepatriot32
The White Men Can't Jump star was indicted along with two other menAnd I guess Wesley can't dodge...
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:22:28 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Good fences make good neighbors)
To: freepatriot32
Next we'll find out that the financial backers for the movie are those African-Nationalist UFO alien NUwaubian cult leaders who share adjoining property to Snipes in Georgia.
To: freepatriot32
I suggest that Mr. Snipes make sure his Namibian taxes are fully paid up.
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:24:21 PM PDT
by
Argus
To: freepatriot32
Does anybody seriously think he'll come back to the U.S.? He knows of he does he's screwed.
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:25:10 PM PDT
by
ozoneliar
("The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants" -T.J.)
To: freepatriot32
The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it...
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:25:17 PM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Argus
If he's in Namibia, they can't audit him effective.
And if you can't audit,
you must aquit.
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:25:52 PM PDT
by
Steel Wolf
(As Ibn Warraq said, "There are moderate Muslims but there is no moderate Islam.")
To: ozoneliar
After spending enough time in third world country as an exile.....even a US jail cell may look appealing
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:34:45 PM PDT
by
Bogtrotter52
(Reading DU daily so you won't hafta)
To: Steel Wolf
Willie Nelson will bring Snipes back from Africa. Then celebrate with IRS agents with whiskey for his men and beer for his horses.
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:35:43 PM PDT
by
Patrick1
To: ozoneliar
Does anybody seriously think he'll come back to the U.S.? He knows of he does he's screwed.
It's going to be hard to only make movies in countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US. Not to mention that Uncle Sam can always place tax liens on his earnings from Hollywood productions. I think his best bet is to come home and pay up.
To: Steel Wolf
Taxes are theft, I applaud anyone trying to avoid getting their property stolen.
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:43:41 PM PDT
by
Raymann
To: freepatriot32
Snipes supports the Flat Tax. Taxes= they're Flat Wrong!
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:45:53 PM PDT
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: freepatriot32; JRios1968
This will probably be the last time he lets MC Hammer do his taxes for him :)
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:47:20 PM PDT
by
MikefromOhio
(FEAR THE SWEATERVEST!!!)
To: freepatriot32
I thought this was the old Snipe hunt joke.
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posted on
10/20/2006 12:56:57 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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