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(Iowahawk) IT’S THE HOMOS, STUPID: An Open Letter to the Conservative-American Community
IowaHawk
| 10/18/2006
| David Burge
Posted on 10/18/2006 3:26:12 PM PDT by dighton
by Dr. Howard Dean
Chairman, Democratic National Committee
Dear Valued Potential Customer:
As the leader of one of Americas premier political parties, I know firsthand the importance of building bridges to the various communities and constituencies we serve. Unfortunately, when serving as many diverse communities as we do at the DNC, sometimes an important relationship can inadvertently fall through the cracks. Frankly, I realize we have not always brought our A Game when it comes to the concerns of conservative-Americans. Thats why we would like to take this opportunity to start a dialog with you, the conservative values voter, by addressing an issue of vital importance to all of us -- the growing Republican homo menace.
Despite what you may have heard on Fox News, we Democrats know what issues are on the minds of heartland conservatives like you. We know that your number one concern of is the safety of your children -- whether they are plucking their banjos on the back porch, speaking tongues to snakes at Jesus Camp, or torching crosses at your local Nascar racing contest. We also know that the number one threat to your childrens safety is the scourge of international homo-ism. Thats why we at the DNC have created The Contract With American Hillbillies, a new multipoint investigation program to identify and root out conservative stealth homoism before it threatens you or your precious little inbreeds.
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TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: howarddean; iowahawk
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To: dighton
Howling Howard really nailed it this time.
"In the closet, or in the cross-hairs!"
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:50:02 PM PDT
by
Beagle8U
(Demonrats want the Gays out of Congress.....stand back and let them purge their base.)
Comment #22 Removed by Moderator
To: dighton
*Enthusiastic Bump*
Satire is a potent weapon when done well.
To: dighton
...a Trojan Horse full of purse-swinging black Greek sailors who have turned Washington into Sodom on the Potomac, and Capitol Hill into the Love Shack on Brokeback Mountain. Another Iowahawk gem. Thanks.
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:52:10 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: dighton
ROTFLMAOPIMPWTIME....
Thanks, I needed that.
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:53:11 PM PDT
by
AmeriBrit
(Soros and Clinton's for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington = SCREW.)
To: dighton
traditional American conservatives like Pat Buchanan, Fred Phelps, and David Duke.Hello, Fred Phelps is a democrat
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:54:41 PM PDT
by
Popman
("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
To: lmjackson
"The sad thing is it doesn't sound like satire. I've read a lot worse in the comments on this site"
Sure you have Noob.
IBTZ
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:55:34 PM PDT
by
Beagle8U
(Demonrats want the Gays out of Congress.....stand back and let them purge their base.)
To: dighton
Like us, these no-nonsense mainstream conservatives know it's time to bring US troops home where they belong, protecting our children from the clutches of the Republican congressional gay negro NAMBLA mafia. I think 'Hawk stold this one from a feller who was posting to FR last night...yeah, he was a troll...
To: dighton
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Too funny! The sad part is, the Democrats really think this way.
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:56:33 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: lmjackson
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:56:59 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Beagle8U
IBTZ
put me down too, just in case...
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posted on
10/18/2006 3:59:33 PM PDT
by
xmission
To: gaijin
"My favorite one was where muscle-cars scatter the hackey-sack set, but this one was great, too!"I dunno...the beauty he wrote about Paradise being overrated (from the perspective of the recently-then-deceased Hamas leader) was an absolute gem...
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posted on
10/18/2006 4:00:30 PM PDT
by
redhead
(Valley Trash: The beer of champions!)
To: dighton
While it is no doubt satire, and a good one at that, it does very well capture the Democrats' view of Republicans.
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posted on
10/18/2006 4:04:53 PM PDT
by
Hardastarboard
(Why isn't there an "NRA" for the rest of my rights?)
To: xmission
I think it left. It don't reply.
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posted on
10/18/2006 4:06:55 PM PDT
by
Beagle8U
(Demonrats want the Gays out of Congress.....stand back and let them purge their base.)
Comment #35 Removed by Moderator
To: lmjackson
You expect the bible to be used to justify same sex marriage?
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posted on
10/18/2006 4:13:32 PM PDT
by
xmission
To: lmjackson
I think you're a troll. And if that's a name I'm calling it.
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posted on
10/18/2006 4:14:29 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Beagle8U
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posted on
10/18/2006 4:15:04 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: elhombrelibre
"This guy is one of ours."
That's just the point! A normal thinking person in his or her right mind, capable of exercising normal logic and judgement, even if intent on creating the most outrageous satire of the opposing view, will simply fail to do so because of his or her normal nature.
Truth is usually stranger than fiction. Ditsy Dean's actual pronouncements are submitted as evidence. Visit MoveOn and DU. The satire lacks an essential element of pure evil, which IS found in the real words of real leftwingers and their websites.
This satire is great stuff, but it's too harmless and lighthearted to be mistaken for the real thing.
Oddly enough, I really can see Dean saying these things.
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posted on
10/18/2006 4:36:45 PM PDT
by
combat_boots
(The MSM: State run Democrat media masquerading as corporations)
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