Posted on 10/17/2006 6:27:26 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-il made his first public appearance since last week's nuclear test, taking in a song and dance performance, the North's official KCNA news agency reported today.
Kim has mostly been absent from the public eye since North Korea test fired seven missiles in July, leading some to speculate the North's defiant acts over the past few months have put his leadership to the test.
Kim was accompanied by several top North Korean officials as they watched performers sing the praises of the communist state and Kim's leadership with songs such as Love of Comrades and Always looking up to the Leader, KCNA reported
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'Billboard', here they come...
Won't someone please fly a cruise missile through the little turd's bedroom window soon ?

What Kim should do is cut a video of himself singing I'm So Ronery.
Just to mess with people's heads.
Get yourself a cooler
Lay yourself low
Coincidental murder
With nothing to show
With the judge's constipation
Will go to his head
And his wife's aggravation
You'll soon end up dead
It's the same old story
Same old song and dance, my friend
It's the same old story
Same old song and dance, my friend
Gotcha with the cocaine
They found with your gun
No smooth face lawyer
Could get ya undone
Say love ain't the same
On the south side of town
You could look
But you ain't gonna find it around
It's the same old story
Same old song and dance, my friend
It's the same old story
Same old story
Same old song and dance
Fate comes a-knockin'
Doors start lockin'
Your old time connection
Change your direction
You ain't gonna change it
Can't rearrange it
Can't stand the pain
When it's all the same to you, my friend
When you're low down and dirty
From walkin' the street
With your old hurdy gurdy
No one to meet
Said love ain't the same
On the south side of town
You could look
But you ain't gonna find it around
It's the same old story
Same old song and dance, my friend
It's the same old story
Same old story
Same old song and dance
--Aerosmith
G'day Mate!
The world is like a JukeHouse. Why would anyone put up with something of somebody in the real world they would kick the kick the living crap out of in a JukeHouse? Makes absolutely no sense to a certified Celtic Redneck. Slap a thingie string up in a watch pocket one time... and everyone's attitude changes quicker than instant... every time... all the time!
Are those plants to the right smokeable?
I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry
And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me
There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage
I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery
"Are those plants to the right smokeable?"
Clearly he is smoking something!
OMG he's back do you remember when that train explosiion he came back after few months Tiger

North Korea is no prace to raise da kids
In fact it's dark as herr
Dat because we onry have one rightburb and it don't work so werr
Me been ronery for a rong rong time
My rockets raunch but not so fine
Now me have bomb me want go far
Rike I do in rittre train car
'Cause me a rocket man, rocket with warhead fry rong rong time
And if it don't it no faurt of mine
Because me da greatest rurer of arr time
And if you say otherwise I make you srave in mines!
'Cause me a rocket man!
That is some funny damn stuff!
LOL!!! Those should be sent in propaganda balloons and floated up north from the DMZ or off the coast of the DPRK in the Yellow Sea!!! LOL!!
ROFL Rack it WVR LOL!
You hear of song 99 red ballons by NENA it was German 1980s band
99 Mockeries of Dear Leader - sounds like a chart-topper.
See I told you so
OMG That be great song to parody tune of 99 Red ballons by nena to Chia Pet
Sounds like a job....for....DOUG FROM UPLAND!
OH DOUG
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