To: K-Man1
A Dr tells his patient, "I've got bad news and really bad news".
Patient says, "Give me the really bad news".
Doc says, "you've got AIDS"!
Patient replies, "AIDS? AIDS? OH MY GOD WHAT WILL EVERYONE THINK? I'M GOING TO DIE, MYYYY GODDDD!....What's the bad news?"
Doc says, "You've also got Alzheimer's!"
Patient says,"Alzheimer's? Whew, for a minute there I thought you were going to tell me I've got AIDS".
60 posted on
10/14/2006 8:47:26 AM PDT by
Archie Bunker on steroids
(We'll stay out of your bedrooms, if you stay out of our children's classrooms.)
To: Archie Bunker on steroids
Did his "partner" pull the plug in the end? The "marriage crap" is recent but I bet there is a long agreement attached to the "marriage certificate".
So when will they cremate the evidence??
62 posted on
10/14/2006 8:50:18 AM PDT by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Archie Bunker on steroids; All
GREAT JOKE!!
The Rodney Dangerfield joke that I like is very similar to yours in it's start:
Rodney's Doc: "I have your test results, and I've got some bad news and some REALLY bad news."
Rodney:"Well, what's the bad news??"
Doc: "You only have 24 hours to live !!"
Rodney: "GEEZZZZ, what's the REALLY bad news??"
Doc: "I couldn't get a hold of you YESTERDAY !!"
77 posted on
10/14/2006 9:05:11 AM PDT by
musicman
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