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“If I can get an elephant led by a mariachi band into this country, I think Osama bin Laden could get across with all the weapons of mass destruction he could get into this country,”

I would LOL, but it's not really funny.
How could our "leaders" let this happen to the U.S.?

1 posted on 10/13/2006 9:59:40 AM PDT by XR7
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To: XR7

Some of our leaders STILL do not understand the significance of this issue to many Americans...


2 posted on 10/13/2006 10:01:33 AM PDT by Antoninus (Ruin a Democrat's day...help re-elect Rick Santorum.)
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3 posted on 10/13/2006 10:02:13 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: XR7

The symbolic irony of this is absolutely unbelievable.


4 posted on 10/13/2006 10:03:22 AM PDT by Old_Mil (http://www.constitutionparty.com/)
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To: XR7
but no one showed up,

Pat Buchanan feels his pain.

5 posted on 10/13/2006 10:05:05 AM PDT by PRND21
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6 posted on 10/13/2006 10:08:25 AM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: XR7
You're hired!

7 posted on 10/13/2006 10:08:29 AM PDT by Kirkwood
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Life imitates art:

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — In a troubling sign that investigators may be getting bored with their success smuggling guns and knives onto airplanes, the U.S. Department of Transportation today disclosed that its agents have recently cleared airport security checkpoints with an M1 tank, a beluga whale, and a fully active South American volcano.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/screeners.shtml


10 posted on 10/13/2006 10:11:43 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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BTTT


12 posted on 10/13/2006 10:18:06 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: XR7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc5wsGKRHoI&eurl=


13 posted on 10/13/2006 10:19:32 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. -2 Cor 3:17)
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ROFLOL Oh, dear, I almost choked to death on my lunch as I read this.

I know the seriousness of this living in Texas, but the picture of a mariachi band leading some elephants was just too funny!

18 posted on 10/13/2006 10:29:46 AM PDT by Texas_shutterbug
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Holy Friggin Shi-ite.. it's a funny stunt to prove a point about something that is not funny at all!

Thanks for posting this, I'm going got copy it and send to everyone I know...


21 posted on 10/13/2006 11:22:10 AM PDT by groovejedi ((Bolton for Prez!!!))
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I first read this story hours ago. I've been chuckling about it ever since. Thanks!


24 posted on 10/13/2006 12:42:36 PM PDT by MyDogAllah
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The worst part was when an illegal walked across the border right past a bunch of US cops and they didn't do a damn thing. The cameraman should have interviewed them and gotten their names and badge numbers.


28 posted on 10/13/2006 1:09:00 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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How could our "leaders" let this happen to the U.S.?

Isn't it obvious? They don't give a tinker's damn about national security. They're willing to let a few more thousand of us die for the sake of cheap labor.

31 posted on 10/13/2006 2:10:00 PM PDT by Prime Choice (True Conservatives don't vote for Liberals just because they have an 'R' by their name.)
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Al Queda terrorists? "It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all."
32 posted on 10/13/2006 2:17:30 PM PDT by SaltyJoe (A mother's sorrowful heart and personal sacrifice redeems her lost child's soul.)
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I would LOL, but it's not really funny.

I know what you mean.

35 posted on 10/13/2006 4:40:49 PM PDT by good old days
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It would be funnier if it weren't true.


36 posted on 10/13/2006 4:50:57 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: XR7; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

BTTT! Too funny!


38 posted on 10/13/2006 5:01:43 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
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To: XR7

He snuck from the USA into Mexico with elephant and band. I thought the problem was in the other direction.


42 posted on 10/14/2006 3:26:40 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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