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Iowahawk: Announcement of Glorious Nuclear Achievement to Gangster Stooges of Blogosphere
Iowahawk
| 10/11/06
| David Burge
Posted on 10/12/2006 5:45:52 PM PDT by IowaHawk
Glorious Launch of the People
In the back yard of scientific researchings behind the Great Storage Shed of the People, Iowahawk scientists successfully conducted above-ground nuclear missile test explosions under secure and many malt liquor conditions on early hours of October 10, 2006, at a stirring time when alarm clocks of the neighborhood have yet to clangle. To the impotent yappings of the neighboring gangster devils, Iowahawk responds: howl away, bourgeois traitors of Lakewood Mobile Home Court! Your pitious lamentations and cowardly 911-callings will never stop Iowahawk from the great leap forward into great and powerful prosperity, using his mighty quiver of nuclear-tipped cherry bombs and fully-fissionable bottle rockets for peaceful unity purposes!
Nuclear glowstick
payload
Let it now be known that testings were conducted with indigenous wisdom and technology 100 percent. The Central Defense Committee of Iowahawk, Chuck, and Julio are to be congratulated for their ingenious creation of nuclear defense technology from glow-lite sticks and high-quality Missouri fireworks. Also to be honored is Chuck's ex-wife Rhonda, who drove the Central Defense Committee to Missouri to obtain firework materials, low-price smokes and PowerBall tickets.
Chuck: scientific
hero of Lakewood
Mobile Home Court
It can also be confirmed that there was no such danger as radioactive emission or finger-loss in the course of the testing as it was carried out under scrutinous scientific consideration and careful calculation, and with one of those long-tipped Bic fireplace lighters. Also to insure safety, it was more than one hour after the Central Defense Committee's last round of scientific bong hits.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: iowahawk; nukes
1
posted on
10/12/2006 5:45:52 PM PDT
by
IowaHawk
To: IowaHawk
2
posted on
10/12/2006 5:48:15 PM PDT
by
Dog
To: IowaHawk
I support your effort of freedom against would-be global hegemon.
Courage you are to at have, many.
Tip Malt Liquor salute (Steel Reserve) to you and trailer court.
3
posted on
10/12/2006 5:49:11 PM PDT
by
DBrow
To: IowaHawk
LOL. Thanks for sharing, Iowa Hawk.
To: IowaHawk
LOL! Perfect syntax for glorious announcement. Many congratulations to Chuck, scientific hero of Lakewood Mobile Home Court.
5
posted on
10/12/2006 5:57:48 PM PDT
by
SunTzuWu
To: IowaHawk
The French UN delegation is willing to give into all your demands except the "50 cases of Old English 800". Will 50 cases of "Castelain Blond Bière de Garde" suffice?
6
posted on
10/12/2006 6:09:50 PM PDT
by
trashcanbred
(Anti-social and anti-socialist)
To: IowaHawk
The United Neighbors would like to maybe consider perhaps putting forth a proposal to possibly debate stern words which could constitute a statement that might be construed as a weak diplomatic condemnation of Iowahawk's actions.
Oh, and they'd like to ask one question: the usual address for all that stuff you requested?
7
posted on
10/12/2006 6:21:52 PM PDT
by
verum ago
(The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
To: IowaHawk
All hail the make glorious malt liquor nuclear scientific heroes of the people's trailer court! Excelsior!
To: IowaHawk
Da, Comrade Burge. Is good. All over Korean people's republic, revolutionary nuclear scientists are smacking new socialist foreheads and muttering, "Damn! I wish our nuclear program was as bitchin' as Iowahawk Design Bureau's." I predict Dear Leader will be offering fifty cases of finest soju any day now, in exchange for technical advice. Drink some, use some to clean engine parts of Glorious People's Coupe of Revolutionary Justice, use rest of bottles as pistol targets and watch pretty colors when they explode. Good times. Na zdrovye!
9
posted on
10/12/2006 6:57:14 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Hans, Hans, you bleaking my barrs...")
To: IowaHawk
"Iowahawk scientists successfully conducted above-ground nuclear missile test explosions under secure and many malt liquor conditions..."
Cudoos to the glorious Iowahawk scientists!
10
posted on
10/12/2006 7:02:29 PM PDT
by
siznartuf
(If I Hear "Jobs Americans Won't Do" One More ^%&^%^%# Time)
To: IowaHawk
"Also to be honored is Chuck's ex-wife Rhonda, who drove the Central Defense Committee to Missouri to obtain firework materials, low-price smokes and PowerBall tickets."
Gotta love those one-stop shopping centers at the state line LOL
Great Post.
To: IowaHawk
Good to see ya,
Hawk! And better than ever!
Stay well and safe - big fireworks by years-end............FRegards
12
posted on
10/13/2006 12:07:50 AM PDT
by
gonzo
(.........Good grief!...I'm as confused as a baby in a topless club!.........)
To: IowaHawk
ROFL!!!! This post was awesome!
13
posted on
10/13/2006 2:31:47 PM PDT
by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Pray for our President and for our heroes in Iraq and Afghanistan, and around the world!)
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