Posted on 10/12/2006 2:26:33 PM PDT by edzo4
From the October 11 Late Show with Davis Letterman, prompted by her lashing out at a Bush supporter at her concert, the "Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts."
10. When a fan shouted, "Sing 'Memories'," she beat him to death with her high heel
9. Declared jihad on Liza Minnelli
8. At conclusion of "The Way We Were," bites off the head of a bat
7. Turned down an offer to save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico
6. Invited Mel Gibson to come over and watch "Yentl"
5. Now believes that people who need people are only the third-luckiest people in the world
4. When a cameraman accidentally photographed her from the wrong side, she shot him with a 12-gauge
3. Refers to James Brolin's "Transmission needing work" if you know what I mean
2. Finally had a nose job -- to make it bigger!
1. Well, this is her fifth farewell tour
Yeah, but the surgery was to make her finger bigger.
This is NOT true....there were plenty of Bush supporters there....lots of boos...when she used the 'F' bomb lots and lots of her audience LEFT... ;o)
I must admit I'm mildly amused. This might be the first funny thing Letterman's done in a decade.
Yeah, I bet her bra size is a 38 Long!
You're welcome.
Nope, me too. (Although #1 and #3 made me chuckle...a little.)
There's better music in the subways than at a Steisand show these days.
Slinkys ;0}
it looks like she has a couple of oranges in old tube socks..
And beats the heckler with her b****, 5 rows back from the stage.
12. Was last seen in the backyard of her mansion hanging her wash out on the line instead of using the f'n drier!
There is a special place in hell for you.
I've never liked BS that much, and don't like Celine Dion for the same reason; whiny voices.
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"She is very sensitive about her schnoz"
Didn't used to be. Back in the 60's Babbles was always photographed in profile (so you couldn't see that she is crosseyed), showing off her unaltered proboscis as if to say,
"This is me, my nose. Got a problem with that?"
Oh man. Too funny!!!! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything!
Followed by her forehead crashing onto the edge of the bathroom sink.
Just looking at that picture of Babs is enough to turn every red-blooded American male into a homosexual. I'm averting my eyes, and putting a string of garlic around my neck!
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