I want a Starvin' Marvin.
Me too.
Yes, I'll pay fifty dollars for one.
Yeah, I want one too, yeah me, me.
Posted on 10/12/2006 9:09:19 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
NO WORD - yet - on whether Madonna plans to nail her brand-new bouncing boy to a crucifix, live, in concert.
Madonna, the sluttish, egomaniacal mother-of-the-century has topped even her most revolting self. She plans to remove a baby from the loving arms of his dirt-poor father, in one of the most desperate nations on earth.
Madonna has traveled far beyond her bra-baring, intercourse-simulating, public girl-kissing, Jesus-emulating loser antics to grab attention - and flesh.
The one-named wonder, who already has given birth to two children by two different daddies, one of whom she would not deign to marry, has her heart set on raping Malawi.
Days ago, she lined up 12 African boys - tots hand-selected for her perusal. She picked out a 1-year-old, David, to take home in her luggage.
Well guess what? The boy selected in this freakish slave auction is no AIDS orphan. He's got a biological father, plus a granny - but was placed in an orphanage after his mother died. His family loves him. They just can't afford him.
If Madonna possessed a speck of sanity or shame, she would write a generous check. Instead, the boy's father says he is thrilled at the prospect of a wealthy American carting off his progeny.
Madonna should nail herself on her crucifix - for real, this time.
Malawi is making an exception to its law that forbids foreigners from adopting a baby. Living proof that money talks.
Madonna, who at 48 has more undeserved cash than probably sits in the Malawi treasury, agreed to pay big bucks for the transaction.
In exchange for her human package, she will pour $3 million into a center to help 1,000 Malawi orphans.
Children educated at Madonna's new orphan center and bin for rejected babies will be taught
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
No she hasn't.
She is just following the Angelina Jolie method of adoption.
Remember, the left invented *triangulation.*
I want a Starvin' Marvin.
Me too.
Yes, I'll pay fifty dollars for one.
Yeah, I want one too, yeah me, me.
In related news, in an effort to keep her name in the headlines of the celebrity-arms race, Angelina Jolie has announced that she has voluntarily contracted ebola.
The heartless witch knows no shame.
That's sick.
The father agreed to give up the child. Madonna has the money. The country made an exception.
Really, why is the author worrying about what Madonna does? How does it affect her?
LOL!
Typical hollywood elitist. It is all about ME ME ME!
I have friends who thought they were getting a new baby and the birth mother backed out 24 hours before she gave birth. Second time this has happened with them. My friends would love to have the money it takes to get a baby.
Yeah, that is highly disturbing. I'm sure there are, sadly, thousands and thousands of truly orphaned babies to choose from...why pick one who has a father and grandma who are just too poor to keep him instead of helping them out financially so they could have him at home--and adopting a baby with no family?
I agree. Paris Hilton will be doing this next.
"Madonna has traveled far beyond her bra-baring, intercourse-simulating, public girl-kissing, Jesus-emulating loser antics..."
Dammit, why did she go and do that???
I can sympathize with your friends. Hopefully they will not give up on the adoption process. It is tough sometimes. It is sad that "normal" couples can't adopt as easily as so many celebs seem to.
I was thinking the same thing. Adopted children from 3rd world countries is this years "toy dog". Wonder if the big fashion houses will make designer "carriers" for these poor children?
I really believe that child would have a better life being poor in Melawri then uber-rich as a child of Madonna.
Hollywierd gets wierder and wierder every day.
If true it only means she is a more disgusting case of human being than I already thought - which isn't saying much.
What is truly sad is she is as rich as it can get so she could do some real good if her ego didn't call all the shots.
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