Thought you all might like a laugh.
1 posted on
10/09/2006 3:22:59 PM PDT by
Revel
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To: Revel
The Houston-based preacher said he believes that the Bush administration has delayed the second coming because U.S. foreign policy has blocked Christian missionaries from working in Iraq, Iran and Syria. The Middle East was evangelized during the first three centuries of ecclesiastical history and has active existing Christian churches and Christian communities.
Since no one knows the timetable or schedule for the "Second Coming" it would be pure speculation to suggest that Christ is being "delayed."
To: Revel
Finally, an esplanation!
Reebok's 2nd Coming.
43 posted on
10/09/2006 3:41:06 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Are you wearing boxers?)
To: Revel
I'm too confused to laugh. I must've missed the sermon that explains this logic.
44 posted on
10/09/2006 3:43:43 PM PDT by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: Revel
The guy's proposition seems perfectly logical to me.
Republican foreign policy is interfering with Christian missions, so we should turn the country over to godless, anti-family, anti-marriage, pro-sodomy, treasonous, infanticide-loving, socialist zealots.
Right.
To: Revel
This is just too stupid. When is the second coming...no one really knows. Bible codes have put it around 2060...and Newton figured that date at 2058...who knows if any of that is true...but this person is an idiot...no one can stop that second coming...Our Lord would see to that...
46 posted on
10/09/2006 3:44:40 PM PDT by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: Revel
Wow I guess the, He will come as a thief in the night is not in his Bible. The GOP has a direct line to the Creator.
48 posted on
10/09/2006 3:48:27 PM PDT by
boomop1
(there you go again)
To: Revel
For the Whack-O in your life!
51 posted on
10/09/2006 3:49:25 PM PDT by
ICE-FLYER
(God bless and keep the United States of America)
To: Revel
Wow! Karl Rove is soooo powerful that he made Jesus Christ delay His plans!
To: Revel
K. A. Paul, you insignificant Bast@*#d!
55 posted on
10/09/2006 3:57:24 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(Free Iran! WARNING! Forbidden Cartoon: .. . *-O(( :-{>. . . .)
To: Revel
Im waiting for the second coming:
59 posted on
10/09/2006 4:01:49 PM PDT by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Revel
?
60 posted on
10/09/2006 4:02:36 PM PDT by
Tim Long
(I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.)
To: Revel
Wow.
Karl Rove can outmaneuver God?
And to think that I was impressed with Rove's New Orleans hurricane.
To: Revel
Can't believe no one's said it yet:
Bush's fault!
63 posted on
10/09/2006 4:11:51 PM PDT by
B Knotts
(Newt '08!)
To: Revel
His website's gotta be tempting bait for the IRS:
http://www.globalpeacenow.com/
To: Revel
65 posted on
10/09/2006 4:25:17 PM PDT by
LiteKeeper
(Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
To: Revel
Well Mr. Bush has been blamed for everything else..
To: Revel
This preacher don't know Jesus.....
67 posted on
10/09/2006 4:28:45 PM PDT by
Kimmers
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To: Revel
I get it... this guy is talking about the 12th imam and imanutjob's fairy tale. He must worried about President Bush plugging up the well that this imam lives in.
LLS
70 posted on
10/09/2006 4:33:53 PM PDT by
LibLieSlayer
(Preserve America... kill terrorists... destroy dims!)
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A sharp increase in violence is being reported against Christians in Iraq. Open Doors, a ministry that serves the persecuted Church around the world, says several believers have been abused and kidnapped, while a number of churches have been bombed or fired upon. Carl Moeller, president of Open Doors, says Christians are easy targets in the Muslim nation of Iraq since "the police and the authorities in these countries, and particularly in Iraq, are not coming from the Christian community." Also, because the Iraqi authorities have "so many other acts of violence on their minds," he notes, "the Christians get very much pushed to the back of the line when it comes to justice in these countries."
Escalating Violence Against Iraqi Christians
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