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Lewinsky Mulls '08 Run (Alternative to Hillary)
Borrowitz ^ | 9/22/06 | Borrowitz

Posted on 09/25/2006 1:48:47 PM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0

Former White House Intern Offers Self as Alternative to Hillary

In a development that could drastically alter the playing field of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, former White House intern Monica Lewinsky confirmed today that she was considering making a bid for the Democratic nod in 2008.

According to those familiar with her political plans, Ms. Lewinsky plans to offer herself as an alternative to the presumptive frontrunner in the race, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-New York).

Rumors of Ms. Lewinsky's intentions spread like wildfire this week when the erstwhile intern made a series of stops in New Hampshire, location of the nation's first presidential primary.

Wearing a midnight blue cocktail dress, Ms. Lewinsky drew large crowds across the state, suggesting that she could be a real threat to Ms. Clinton in a head-to-head race.

"Voters are worn out from George Bush, Iraq and the war on terror," said Democratic voter Jayson Tenzer, who attended one of Ms. Lewinsky's New Hampshire rallies. "Monica Lewinsky means good times."

According to Professor Davis Logsdon of the political science department at the University of Minnesota, offering herself as an alternative to Sen. Clinton could be a successful strategy for Ms. Lewinsky: "It's worked before."

And while some Democratic insiders worry that Ms. Lewinsky lacks the political know-how to be President of the United States, Professor Logsdon does not share those concerns: "Monica Lewinsky has actually had more experience in the Oval Office than Hillary Clinton has."

Elsewhere, one day after President Hugo Chavez appeared at the United Nations and called him "Satan," President Bush said, "I think he has me mixed up with Cheney."


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"Voters are worn out from George Bush, Iraq and the war on terror," said Democratic voter Jayson Tenzer, who attended one of Ms. Lewinsky's New Hampshire rallies. "Monica Lewinsky means good times."
1 posted on 09/25/2006 1:48:48 PM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: Constitution Day

ping!


2 posted on 09/25/2006 1:49:43 PM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

She'd suck as a president.


3 posted on 09/25/2006 1:49:45 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (I've had it with these &%#@* jihadis on these &%#@* planes!)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

hahahaha...who would Bubba vote for?


4 posted on 09/25/2006 1:50:17 PM PDT by kromike
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Personally, I would more likely vote for Lewinsky than Hillary.


5 posted on 09/25/2006 1:50:30 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Possible campaign slogan: "You Know You Want To."


6 posted on 09/25/2006 1:51:01 PM PDT by Interesting Times (ABCNNBCBS -- yesterday's news.)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

She definitely knows what "Chief of Staff" means.

*rimshot*
Thanks. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.


7 posted on 09/25/2006 1:51:07 PM PDT by dyed_in_the_wool ("O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends" - Koran 5.51)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Monica's poll numbers are good.


8 posted on 09/25/2006 1:51:45 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: SlowBoat407

Not for nothing, but the twit out-smarted the smartest woman in the world.


9 posted on 09/25/2006 1:51:56 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

Don't worry, this will all blow over soon.


10 posted on 09/25/2006 1:52:10 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Brilliant

Bubba would rather have a Lewenski than a Hillary.


11 posted on 09/25/2006 1:52:27 PM PDT by billhilly (DU Funnies pingee # 911)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

She's got my vote!

That's a cute line about Hugo Chavez having President Bush mixed up with Vice President Cheney...


12 posted on 09/25/2006 1:52:35 PM PDT by gridlock (The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
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To: dyed_in_the_wool

Former rapist in chief klintoon was said to have been "blown" away at the news.


13 posted on 09/25/2006 1:53:03 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.)
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To: Always Right

Don't you mean her "pole" numbers?


14 posted on 09/25/2006 1:53:10 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

"Elsewhere, one day after President Hugo Chavez appeared at the United Nations and called him "Satan," President Bush said, "I think he has me mixed up with Cheney."

LOL


15 posted on 09/25/2006 1:53:21 PM PDT by swheats (BE STRONG. STAY VIGILANT! Our Victory depends on you.)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0
Voters are worn out

Monica is worn out.

16 posted on 09/25/2006 1:54:07 PM PDT by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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17 posted on 09/25/2006 1:54:08 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Rb ver. 2.0

I don't even want to guess what she suggests she will do for everyone...


18 posted on 09/25/2006 1:54:13 PM PDT by ConservativeMind
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To: SlowBoat407

Maybe she would hire Bill Clinton as an intern, and treat him just as badly. Call me irresponsible, but I would be willing to wreck the country if that could be on Pay Per View.


19 posted on 09/25/2006 1:54:43 PM PDT by gridlock (The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
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To: Rb ver. 2.0
Clinton will be sure to keep Lewinsky "down".
20 posted on 09/25/2006 1:54:47 PM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (The Democrat Party... Alienating voters since 1967)
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