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CBC chairman facing ridicule in Quebec (Liberal appointee opines on bestiality, bowel movements)
National Post - Canada ^ | Tuesday, September 19, 2006 | Graeme Hamilton

Posted on 09/19/2006 1:02:57 PM PDT by GMMAC

CBC chairman facing ridicule in Quebec
Comments about bestiality and bowel movements cause uproar

Graeme Hamilton
National Post
Tuesday, September 19, 2006


MONTREAL - CBC chairman Guy Fournier has become the target of anger and derision in his home province after falsely claiming that Lebanon permits bestiality and for granting a lengthy interview on the joys of bowel movements.


CREDIT: Pierre Obendrauf, CanWest News Service
CBC chairman Guy Fournier recently told a French-language radio
station that bowel movements are better than sex. He also infuriated
Lebanese Canadians when he claimed that Lebanon permits bestiality.

On Sunday night, Mr. Fournier, appeared on one of Quebec's most-watched television shows, Tout le monde en parle, ostensibly to apologize for a magazine column he wrote making the unfounded bestiality claims.

In his Sept. 9 weekly column for the magazine 7 Jours, Mr. Fournier included the following nugget: "In Lebanon, the law allows men to have sexual relations with animals as long as they are female! Doing the same thing with male beasts can result in the death penalty."

The problem was that the information, gleaned from the Internet, was false. Montreal's Lebanese community was incensed, and a local university instructor of Lebanese descent began steps to file a lawsuit.

Addressing the audience of Radio-Canada's Tout le monde en parle, which regularly numbers more than two million, Mr. Fournier admitted he had not verified the information before publication.

"It was done to make people smile but it has shocked many people in the Lebanese diaspora, so I apologize to them," he said. He added that from now on he will stop all outside activities, including the 7 Jours column, and focus on his role with the public broadcaster.

The show's host, Guy A. Lepage, then moved the discussion along, digging up a little-noticed interview Mr. Fournier gave last May to a small French-language radio station in Toronto, during which the CBC/Radio-Canada chairman rhapsodized about defecation for more than 10 minutes.

Mr. Fournier recounted a train trip in the early 1960s during which a friend named Michel said going number two was as pleasurable as having sex.

"From that moment, I started paying closer attention -- and I have to tell you, I quickly realized that Michel was entirely right," Mr. Fournier said.

"And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once a day if you are in good health, while it is not easy to make love every day. So finally, the pleasure is longer-lasting and more frequent than the other."

He also advised against distractions while on the toilet. "There are even people who push the heresy to the point of doing Sudoku or crosswords rather than concentrating on the pleasure that they would have doing the thing," Mr. Fournier told his radio interviewer. "It is just as heretical as if you read the National Post while making love. It is not to be recommended."

Writing in Le Soleil yesterday, TV critic Richard Therrien said Mr. Fournier's attempt at damage control backfired. "No, Fournier did not come off as more sympathetic but more foolish. How long is he going to survive on the board of directors?" Mr. Therrien asked.

Alain-Michel Ayache, a political science instructor at the Universite du Quebec a Montreal, said he had not decided whether Mr. Fournier's televised apology was sufficient for him to abandon his planned lawsuit.

"A journalist is logically double-checking any information prior to any publication whatsoever," he said. "I was astonished to know that, despite this fact, he still wants to hold his position as chairman of CBC ... If any other journalist had made a similar mistake, he would have been definitely put aside."

Pascale Montminy, a spokeswoman for the CBC, said Mr. Fournier was not available for comment yesterday.

Veronique Bruneau, press secretary to federal Heritage Minister Beverley Oda, said the Minister was satisfied that Mr. Fournier had retracted his comments about Lebanon and had apologized. "As a journalist, he should have verified his sources and been accurate," she said.

Mr. Fournier, 75, was appointed to a five-year term as chairman by the Liberal government last September.

He is a well-known author, playwright and producer in Quebec.

ghamilton@nationalpost.com

© National Post 2006


TOPICS: Canada; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bestiality; bowelmovements; lebanon; liberals; media; msm; publictrough
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To: Tokra

I suppose it would be possible (but disgusting nonetheless) to do both simultaneously...


21 posted on 09/19/2006 1:38:02 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: lesser_satan
So this guy is saying that taking a special sit down is better than sex. Well... if he's a liberal socialist, his choice of partners run along the lines of Helen Thomas and/or Barney Frank, so he probably has a point.

He kind of reminds me of the "You're all gonna die!" guy from Poltergeist 2 from the looks of him.

22 posted on 09/19/2006 1:48:16 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: GMMAC
The problem was that the information, gleaned from the Internet, was false.

That's right!

He was thinking of Iran, not Lebanon. Darn CBC employees never check the facts.

23 posted on 09/19/2006 1:57:14 PM PDT by fanfan (Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.)
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To: GMMAC

""It is just as heretical as if you read the National Post while making love....""

If prompted, he might have added that it's perfectly acceptable to read the Toronto (Red) Star during the "act". (Easier if you're on the bottom.)

Many people who can't speak French proclaim how poetic and sophisticated it sounds. A true case of "ignorance is bliss".


24 posted on 09/19/2006 2:00:14 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

LOL!


25 posted on 09/19/2006 2:06:07 PM PDT by fanfan (Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.)
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To: Miss Marple; Paladin2
Feel free to post anything similar you can find on PPS execs - lotsa constipation & wasted tax dollars happenin' there too - LOL!

Liberal anal retentiveness is the same wherever you go.
26 posted on 09/19/2006 2:07:36 PM PDT by GMMAC (Discover Canada governed by Conservatives: www.CanadianAlly.com)
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To: Tokra

Maybe he is of such a "persuasion" that the two are abnormally similar...


27 posted on 09/19/2006 3:04:55 PM PDT by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias...)
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To: fanfan; Pikamax; Former Proud Canadian; Great Dane; Alberta's Child; headsonpikes; Ryle; ...
CBC chairman Guy Fournier resigns after controversial comments

September 19, 2006 - 15:07


OTTAWA (CP) - CBC chairman Guy Fournier has resigned after controversial comments he made about bestiality and bowel movements.

Heritage Minister Bev Oda made the announcement today during question period in the House of Commons.

Fournier, 75, became the target of anger and criticism in recent days after falsely claiming in a French-language magazine article that Lebanon permits bestiality, and for granting a lengthy interview on the joys of bowel movements.

Fournier, a well-known playwright and producer, apologized Sunday on French-language television but it was too late. Oda told the Commons that Fournier, who was appointed by the previous Liberal regime to a five-year term last September, "has increasingly lost the confidence of Canada's new government."

The minister said she received Fournier's "voluntary resignation" effective immediately.

Source

"fast relief from
Liberal constipation"

PING!
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28 posted on 09/19/2006 5:23:32 PM PDT by GMMAC (Discover Canada governed by Conservatives: www.CanadianAlly.com)
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What is going on.........
29 posted on 09/19/2006 5:28:03 PM PDT by pointsal (q)
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To: GMMAC
See, that's the magic of keywords. Next time I'm searching for an article about bestiality and bowel movements, this one will pop right up.




What?

30 posted on 09/19/2006 5:35:54 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: GMMAC

What an idiot! Nothing like being vulgar and distasteful in order to highlight one's liberalism


31 posted on 09/20/2006 1:51:17 AM PDT by Fair Go
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To: GMMAC

This guy really knows how to capture the meaning of feel good liberalism!


32 posted on 09/20/2006 1:54:14 AM PDT by Fair Go
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To: GMMAC
Canadian
Bestiality
Channel

Somebody should have told poor Guy (rhymes with she) that the days when you could just call Spikey Isikoff and get a story like this canned are over.

33 posted on 09/20/2006 3:38:03 AM PDT by dinasour (Pajamahadeen and member of the Head SnowFlake Committee)
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To: dinasour; fanfan; Clive
Funny it doesn't seem to have dawned on anyone yet, at least based upon comments on this thread & not having seen or heard as much mentioned in the media, but ....

Stephen Harper now has the option to appoint
the next Chairman of the CBC !!!


... wonder if Ezra Levant's available?

34 posted on 09/20/2006 10:58:03 AM PDT by GMMAC (Discover Canada governed by Conservatives: www.CanadianAlly.com)
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To: RepoGirl
"So this guy is saying that taking a special sit down is better than sex"

Leftists are so constipated that a successful "sit down" is truly a special moment - no wonder he treasures these memories.....
35 posted on 09/20/2006 11:04:08 AM PDT by Enchante (There are 3 kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and the Drive-By Media)
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To: GMMAC

> Stephen Harper now has the option to appoint the next Chairman of the CBC!

You can't have Rodger Ailes. We need him here.


36 posted on 09/20/2006 11:16:42 AM PDT by dinasour (Pajamahadeen and member of the Head SnowFlake Committee)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Thanks for the pic! I was thinking the same thing! His resemblance to Lon Chaney is uncanny!


37 posted on 09/20/2006 11:37:16 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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