[Sam Hill]

One installment from the ongoing series - "Islam For Dhimmies."

[Sam Hill]

A "Muslim enlightenment" ping.

[Gordongekko909]

Muslims should keep silent when in the restroom. Thus, talking, reading, greeting others and answering greetings are not to be done inside the restroom except for risky situations, like guiding a disabled person...

I can't disagree with this one. It's the Restroom Code of Silence.

[Red Badger]

Why izzat sink so low on the floor?.........

[NurdlyPeon]

I too have a ritual regarding the restroom. Every time I take a dump, I think of Islam.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

"3. Once you have made Istighfaar, that is sufficient to cleanse you from wrongdoing."

I don't know what Istighfaar is, but I suppose everyone does it at least once a day..although I don't pray for forgiveness, I usually do say "whew"...:)

[freedomson]

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Mad Mo was a squatter!

[wastedyears]

What in the world is that?

[cripplecreek]

However, one should continuously make Du’aa to Allah to protect one from calamities.

Failure to make du'du is a calamity in my book.

[Ramius]

It is as if Islam was developed merely as a satire of religion in general. Monty Python couldn't have done better.

"Brother Maynard... bring forth the book of armaments!"

[AppyPappy]

That is so weird.

[RobRoy]

At my church there is a note over the urinal saying "please flush". I don't think it is a "holy rule" though.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Does this mean that transgender restrooms are out for Muslims?

Seems the moonbats in Ithaca and Marin will have some tough choices to make.

[Ilky Hucktar]

“When the Prophet felt the need of relieving himself, he went far off where no one could see him”. Well, I sure am glad I don't have to wonder about this anymore.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Mmmmmkay.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Is it permissible to eat the mints?

[livius]

Should I ask exactly what "sin" they committed by entering the rest room, or would the answer be too disgusting for words? Of course, maybe their prophet simply commanded his followers to piddle at their tables...maybe the lefty woman on the recent flight who disrupted it by shouting and peeing in the aisle was actually preserving herself from sin by not visiting the restroom?

These people are crazy. But do remember that the Ayatollah Khomenei's first published work was an ask-the-mullah column telling men it was okay to use their barnyard fowl for sexual purposes. Yuck, yuck, yuck. And that goes for Islam, too!

[Dead Dog]

Holy Sh*(

[BRITinUSA]

This religion seems less about a relationship with G*d and more about controlling every aspect of a person's life.

They lose their sense of self, their individuality which is a gift from G*d.

This is madness.

[HamiltonJay]

Muslims are encouraged to urinate while sitting or squatting and not while standing since this was the usual practice of the Prophet. Although standing is not forbidden as the Prophet is also reported to have done so...

I do not know, and do not care if Christ peed standing up or squatting like a girl... Anyone who hasn't figured out Islam is about control, and subjugation and not peace by now, is beyond help.

[Enchante]

Why don't they just do it off in the woods or fields or desert? Forget public restrooms...... Then there wouldn't be all this angst about defilement..... of course, then it would be hard to live in any town or city, but since it is a religion of barbaric desert tribes they shouldn't mind too much.....