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Islam For Dhimmies - How To Protect Oneself From Restrooms
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| September 15, 2006
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Posted on 09/15/2006 11:46:16 AM PDT by Sam Hill
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One installment from the ongoing series - "Islam For Dhimmies."
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:46:20 AM PDT
by
Sam Hill
To: Deb; kcvl; Mo1; Enchante; veronica; stocksthatgoup; mewzilla; backhoe; BushisTheMan; Grampa Dave; ..
A "Muslim enlightenment" ping.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:47:33 AM PDT
by
Sam Hill
To: Sam Hill
Muslims should keep silent when in the restroom. Thus, talking, reading, greeting others and answering greetings are not to be done inside the restroom except for risky situations, like guiding a disabled person... I can't disagree with this one. It's the Restroom Code of Silence.
To: Sam Hill
Why izzat sink so low on the floor?.........
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:49:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Gordongekko909
It's the Restroom Code of Silence....... It's Universal, except if you're gay.......
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:50:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Sam Hill
I too have a ritual regarding the restroom. Every time I take a dump, I think of Islam.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:51:24 AM PDT
by
NurdlyPeon
(Wearing My 'Jammies Proudly)
To: Sam Hill
"3. Once you have made Istighfaar, that is sufficient to cleanse you from wrongdoing."
I don't know what Istighfaar is, but I suppose everyone does it at least once a day..although I don't pray for forgiveness, I usually do say "whew"...:)
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:51:26 AM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
To: Red Badger
"Why izzat sink so low on the floor?........." That is NOT a sink! That is a Muslim drinking fountain!
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:53:36 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
To: Red Badger
I ran into one of those "sinks" in Milan for the first time. I think you have to lay on the floor to use them? I held what I had to do until I reached my apartment.
To: Sam Hill
BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Mad Mo was a squatter!
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:53:56 AM PDT
by
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
To: Sam Hill
What in the world is that?
To: Sam Hill
However, one should continuously make Du’aa to Allah to protect one from calamities.
Failure to make du'du is a calamity in my book.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:54:17 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: freedomson
That tells us everything we need to know about the males.
To: cripplecreek
To: Sam Hill
It is as if Islam was developed merely as a satire of religion in general. Monty Python couldn't have done better.
"Brother Maynard... bring forth the book of armaments!"
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:55:51 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Buy blades for war fighters: freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net --> 1600 knives and counting!)
To: Red Badger
These are French made, muslims lack the technology to construct for themselves, a flush toilet.
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:55:54 AM PDT
by
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
To: Red Badger
Or asking for a courtesty flush.
To: Gordongekko909
Nevertheless, if one listens, one can hear fatwas occasionally being issued..
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:56:58 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: Sam Hill
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:57:54 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: NurdlyPeon
"I too have a ritual regarding the restroom. Every time I take a dump, I think of Islam."
Perhaps you could make paper cutouts of the illustrious one for practice bombing dumps......
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posted on
09/15/2006 11:58:18 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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