Posted on 09/13/2006 11:01:15 AM PDT by Ben Mugged
Katie Couric has been on the job at the "CBS Evening News for little more than a week, but changes are already being made on her show a doctor with ties to Couric has been hired as medical correspondent, replacing veteran Elizabeth Kaledin.
The new face is Dr. Jonathan LaPook, a Manhattan gastroenterologist who helped arrange an on-camera colonoscopy for Couric on the "Today show in 2000. ~snip~ Kaledin had covered the network beat for CBS since 1996.
"The thing Id feel most comfortable saying, which is the truth, is that I am heartbroken by the loss of my job and have spent 20 years working to get to this point, only to be replaced by someone with no journalistic experience only because hes a doctor, she told Rebecca Dana of the New York Observer.
"I have worked incredibly hard from the smallest markets in TV to get to this point . . . My reporting career is unblemished. Im well liked. I work hard. Ive been loyal to CBS.
But Dr. LaPook is close to Couric, whose husband Jay Monahan died of colon cancer and who founded the Jay Monahan Cancer Center. LaPook is a member of the faculty at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, and the Monahan Center is affiliated with his department there.
Dr. LaPook is the son-in-law of Norman Lear, creator of CBS hits "All in the Family and "Maude, and has contributed tens of thousands of dollars to Democratic candidates.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsmax.com ...
I am doing everything I can right now to keep from howling in laughter and bringing my co-workers running to see what's the matter!
You've got that right! (Laby doing his best Kat fight growl.)
Air America DOA!
Brown noser...
She's a fox so she's gone gone gone........
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She needs to get over it. Katie got the anchor position just because she's "perky". Where did she get the idea that the MSM is a meritocracy?
Cat Fight(Meow!)
ROTFLMAO!!
BUTTGATE-Growing Legs!!
Excellent observation. Is she blinking her eyes in Morse code?
Yep, head to FoxNews. This could be a blessing in disguise for her.
Dr. LaPook is the son-in-law of Norman Lear, creator of CBS hits "All in the Family and "Maude, and has contributed tens of thousands of dollars to Democratic candidates.
LaPookaracha, LaPookaracha, Ya no puede caminar; Porque no tiene, porque le falta Marijuana que fumar. Ya murio LaPookaracha, Ya la llevan a enterrar, Entre cuatro zopilotes Y un raton de sacristan.
They probably wrote the reports in June. The story was ALWAYS going to be how great Katie's ratings were. News doesn't need to be true anymore, it just needs to follow a predetermined script.
HOw soon till Katie has Tom Cruise on trying to boost her ratings?
I'm waiting for the Headline:
"BUTTGATE GETTING LARGER"
My dad was XO at the 32nd St Naval Station (1970-1977). He cringed at having to contact family members of a deceased service member. Why? The Navy had a contract with Goodbody Mortuary.
I also attended school with a young lady name Kathy Nutz. Her dad was a dentist. His name? Speedy Nutz. It was all I could do to hold my composure when I first learned that at a party hosted at her house.
I think Katie's tenure will be short in that position. She's fallen to 3rd place after a week even with all the weeks of hype.
I can see why Katie fired her. She's a cutie-pie, and by comparison Couric looks like the ugly step-sister.
There was a great comedy skit on the old SNL, where an all-male panel discussed women's issues. Garrett Morris, a member of the panel, said he preferred women with big butts, the kind of butt you could whack with a car antennae.
I don't plan on ever watching the CBS news. But I would tune in to watch Garrett Morris whack Katie in the butt with a car antennae. Dr. LaPoke could describe the event in medical terms.
I can just hear it now: "ooh, pookie, my head just positivly hurts with all this information coming at me!"
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