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7-11: Inside Job, But Very Low Paying
Posted on 09/13/2006 7:26:20 AM PDT by durasell
Edited on 09/13/2006 8:25:08 AM PDT by Lead Moderator.
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I know, zot me now.
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: notbreakingnews; thatsfunny
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:26:20 AM PDT
by
durasell
To: durasell
Why would we zot you.7-11 sounds like a good career choice for ya!
2
posted on
09/13/2006 7:27:26 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
To: durasell
What's this? Yet another conspiracy involving Arabs?
3
posted on
09/13/2006 7:27:27 AM PDT
by
DrewsDad
To: durasell
Boy, that was a "Quik-Trip" to Zotsville!
4
posted on
09/13/2006 7:28:13 AM PDT
by
acad1228
(Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
To: Gay State Conservative
Pssst, don't eat those hotdogs! For display purposes only!
5
posted on
09/13/2006 7:28:40 AM PDT
by
durasell
(!)
To: durasell
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:29:26 AM PDT
by
Solamente
(Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
To: durasell
Huh? If you show up for work on time and don't steal or do drugs on the job, you'll be a manager in no time.
7
posted on
09/13/2006 7:29:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("If you're going through Hell, keep on going! Don't look back ... if you're scared, don't show it!")
To: durasell
Shhhhhhhh... You're not supposed to tell anyone!
We'll have to discuss this later. Meet me at 10pm... Ft. Marcy Park. Come alone.
Love,
BJC
8
posted on
09/13/2006 7:30:09 AM PDT
by
rock_lobsta
(Offending liberals since 1993)
To: Solamente
9
posted on
09/13/2006 7:30:16 AM PDT
by
durasell
(!)
To: durasell
The path to 7-11:
Algore: "Can I have an application?"
10
posted on
09/13/2006 7:31:24 AM PDT
by
ChadGore
(VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
To: Solamente
Who needs the Quickeeee Mart?
I doooooooooooooooooooooo.
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:31:51 AM PDT
by
Catholic Canadian
(Formerly Ashamed Canadian - thank you Stephen Harper!)
Comment #12 Removed by Moderator
To: F15Eagle
Humor, the only true antidote to annoying conspiracy theorists!
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:33:50 AM PDT
by
durasell
(!)
To: durasell
 |
Before you take off,
could you get me a slushie?
I like the red ones . . .
|
To: durasell
Don't despair. You, too, can grow up to be a DC special prosecutor.
Leni
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:34:00 AM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(Israel, Hold Firm !................No Retreat means No Repeat !)
To: durasell
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:34:25 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Please do not emanate into the penumbra.)
To: ChadGore
LOL
Better save this one before they have that scene deleted.
I think we have a new project in the making.
17
posted on
09/13/2006 7:34:37 AM PDT
by
DrewsDad
To: durasell
Are you playing tidly winks?
18
posted on
09/13/2006 7:35:25 AM PDT
by
Spunky
("Everyone has a freedom of choice, but not of consequences.")
To: durasell
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:35:48 AM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: durasell
At a 24 hour 7/11, why do they have locks on the door?
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posted on
09/13/2006 7:36:20 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.)
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