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CBS 'EVENING NEWS' WITH COURIC KNOCKED TO 3RD IN MONDAY ROMP
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| September 12, 2006
| Matt Drudge
Posted on 09/12/2006 8:29:45 AM PDT by abb
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To: unspun
Not funny. Is that what you do - go around making fun of things having to do with people's spouses dying? How many spouses have died in the last 50 years...and how many of the survivors had a colonoscopy on network TV?
I'll wait, while you do the math...
61
posted on
09/12/2006 9:01:41 AM PDT
by
gogeo
(The /sarc tag is a form of training wheels for those unable to discern intellectual subtlety.)
To: abb
Maybe the fat Katie Kourik dragged down the slim one.
After seeing her doctored pictures, KK gives a real meaning to her place of employment: See BS. She improves the place because one can also Hear BS in surround sound.
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:01:48 AM PDT
by
melancholy
(Now that we killed Abu Musaab Al Zarqawi, we are forced to listen to Abu John Al Murthawi.)
To: abb
I don't understand why people are looking for gravitas in the anchor chair. These people are just teleprompter readers.
I fault cBS for a half measure. Instead of Perky Katie, they should have hired the best looking infobabe they could find - at a fraction of the cost. Heck, I betcha they could get Bud and Coors to sponsor the news for megabucks.
To: Snickering Hound
To: HamiltonJay
Next up, Martha Stewart sitting in for Katie Couric. Have your pens and pads ready, girls, ther'll be loads of tips for your holiday baking coming right up after these wonderful messages from our sponsors...........
65
posted on
09/12/2006 9:03:41 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Beckwith
You're forgetting the new music for her by the composoer of the music from the movie Titanic. As I said on FR at the time that was announced...sometimes the jokes just write themselves. :)
66
posted on
09/12/2006 9:03:57 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: abb
Couric loses in a three-way romp?
Bad visual. ;)
67
posted on
09/12/2006 9:04:36 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: abb
Looks like they need to plaster her mug shot on busses outside of New York City.
68
posted on
09/12/2006 9:05:13 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: OrioleFan
Yeah with the new caption....Have you seen this woman?
69
posted on
09/12/2006 9:06:27 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: LiberationIT
Apparently, not enough mothers and daughters are tuning in.
To: HamiltonJay
Let's not jump on the Bob is better bandwagon yet.He still had the sneering look,the raised eyebrow and the eye roll every time Bush,republican ,or conservative came up in the course of the "newscast".I also would remind you that he's still a good friend of Dan and always shows his subtle bias on fake the nation.Want a real news cast watch Brit.
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:11:34 AM PDT
by
bonehead4freedom
(New York Times ,all the news fit to omit!)
To: gogeo
Not funny. Is that what you do - go around making fun of things having to do with people's spouses dying?
How many spouses have died in the last 50 years...and how many of the survivors had a colonoscopy on network TV? I'll wait, while you do the math...
I don't care.
72
posted on
09/12/2006 9:13:29 AM PDT
by
unspun
(What do you think? Please think, before you answer.)
To: abb
New signoff, "I'm Katie Couric for CBS news, goodbye".
73
posted on
09/12/2006 9:13:55 AM PDT
by
BadAndy
("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
To: bonehead4freedom
YOu can say what you want... Bob was a 1000 times more suited to the position than Katie.
Yes Brit is the best "anchor" on TV today, no doubt.
That doesn't mean though that Bob wasn't far far far superior to Katie.
To: BadAndy
I was thinking:
"I'm Katie Couric, and you've just been PUNKED."
To: xp38
I didn't know that, how ironic?
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:16:07 AM PDT
by
Beckwith
(The dhimmicrats and liberal media have chosen sides and they've sided with the Jihadists.)
To: Reagan79
" and she said something like "that is premature." I am sure some of you remember that. " yea,,,, premature just like that night ABC called Florida for Gore before the polls in the western part of Florida was closed, in effect, suppressing the Republican voters.
To: Beckwith
Is C ->BS Couric still on? It's been a week...sigh...
78
posted on
09/12/2006 9:18:25 AM PDT
by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
To: abb
![](http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5622/hughmanatee2bx.jpg)
Maybe some skilled FReeper could put Katie's perky face on our manatee FRiend?
79
posted on
09/12/2006 9:18:48 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)
To: HamiltonJay
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:19:19 AM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(..is an American allright, but is not in Japan, folks. Thanks for letting me keep the moniker.)
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